A hairy gentleman proudly struts through a crowded street in a neon-green mankini, much like the one seen in the 2006 film Borat. His junk is barely contained in that banana hammock, and we’re left wishing we could get a view of his jiggly booty. […]
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Have You Ever: Been Fisted?
I’ve always been fascinated with fisting. Not in the sense that I’d ever want to try it, but I get extremely caught up in understanding the appeal and mechanics of it all. My straight friends and I have had countless conversations about this topic. Most […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Guys Who Fucked Paul Wagner
If Colby Keller is the current nominee for “most adorable man who ever lived”, then fellow gay porn star Paul Wagner deserves a nod for “handsomest motherfucker on this planet”. Today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck revolves around his ass. Namely, the men who stick their […]
Thomas Jane’s Dick? Yes Please.
“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the […]
Hot or Not: Anal Beads
Kyle Butler is my new gay porn obsession because—a) He looks like every other bearded Brooklyn hipsterfuck I’ve ever wanted to bang, b) He is a total bottom whore, and c) There really don’t need to be any other reasons. After kicking off his career […]
Have You Ever: Had Rug Burn After Sex?
RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
When In Doubt, Post Naked Pictures of Thomas Jane…
It’s inexplicable why I’ve never watched Hung. It’s one of those shows that I was intrigued about upon its debut, yet didn’t tune into ’cause I was too busy writing stupid Glee recaps. And when Thomas Jane revealed that he wasn’t going to whip out […]
Have You Ever: Fantasized About Your Boss?
It’s going to get awkward if I keep writing posts like this. Nevertheless, I can’t just sit here and ignore that people fantasize about their bosses, supervisors or other authority figures! Call it unprofessional if you’d like, but that’s what a lot of guys get […]
Drawn To You: Nathan M. Rosario
The Beast is quite possibly the last X-Men character that I’d consider to be sexy. In the interest of full disclosure, he was admittedly one of my childhood favorites. It feels wrong to fantasize about him squatting on my dick and riding it with an […]
Premature Woof Alert: Wes by Thunderflasher
Now that J. Harvey‘s taken over our weekly Woof Alert feature, there aren’t nearly enough occasions for me to show appreciation for the thicker, furry men who make my heart beat faster. Alas, I came across these shots of our old friend Wes yesterday during […]