Caption This: The Halloweenie Mankini

A hairy gentleman proudly struts through a crowded street in a neon-green mankini, much like the one seen in the 2006 film Borat. His junk is barely contained in that banana hammock, and we’re left wishing we could get a view of his jiggly booty. Welcome to today’s special slutty Halloween edition of Caption This!

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:

This was a tough choice, but the popular vote went to EtownAndy.

50 thoughts on “Caption This: The Halloweenie Mankini

  1. “This year I’m going as that wedgie my Junior prom date gave me at the end of the night when she found out I was gay!”

  2. not a caption, but I noticed something nerdy… his arm tattoo looks like a copy of Scar’s from “Full Metal Alchemist”

  3. “Chris was always masochistic as a chile. Even going as far as provoking the local bullies into giving him an atomic wedgie…”

  4. now Where did I put my wallet?

    I reckon the contributions in Caption This are usually hilarious – but especially this week

  5. Uuuuuummmmmmmmm, Exsquease me!!!!! John Mayer wore almost 2yrs ago. I hope that y’all knew.

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