A hairy gentleman proudly struts through a crowded street in a neon-green mankini, much like the one seen in the 2006 film Borat. His junk is barely contained in that banana hammock, and we’re left wishing we could get a view of his jiggly booty. Welcome to today’s special slutty Halloween edition of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
This was a tough choice, but the popular vote went to EtownAndy.