What’s that sobbing and wailing you’re hearing? It’s the ten young women who hung on to their Jonas Brothers obsession after they moved out of their tweens because the Jonas Broshave broken up! Done! Gone! Hang it up, Melissa and pass it off to the […]
Category: Music
I Like You A Little Bit (More Than I Should)
That’s a sentiment most of us have encountered on Manhunt, no? You meet a guy and try to keep your time together strictly “no strings”, then you get to know him a little, realize he’s fucking awesome and wish you could be more than just […]
These One Direction Boys Need To Fuck Me… With Their DICKS!
Y’all might remember that the last time Ms. Boulangerié Knowles got with those hot pieces of DICK from One Direction, she had just been FUCKED by the Backstreet Boys and anal was OFF limits. Now, these twink bitches done released their new single “Story of […]
I’m Going To Get Gangbanged Bareback To The New Arcade Fire Song!
Hello, Manhunt Daily readers! My name is Gay Art Student, and I’d like to invite you all to my exhibition on Sunday. When I heard that another gay art student would be losing his virginity to his best friend in an upcoming performance piece, I […]
Rebecca Ferguson Is The New Adele!
LOL, if Adele weren’t too busy eating trucks full of cronuts, reapplying her lipstick and shoving all her Grammy awards in her vagina, then maybe she would be able to turn it out and deliver an emotionally groundbreaking song like Rebecca Ferguson‘s flaw-free new single […]
Teen Girl Scientist Monthly Is The Best New Band You’re Not Listening To.
It’s hard to describe a band like Teen Girl Scientist Monthly. So much of their appeal rests in their ability to get into your mind, body and soul to make you feel something, a task that’s especially rare in a time when most modern pop […]
Katy Perry’s PRISM Is The Greatest Album Ever Recorded!
Haters, fall back! And, please, fall out of the window of a billion story building so we never have to hear from you again! Reigning queen of pop Katy Perry just dropped her new album PRISM today, and the atrocious human being we will only […]
Do What U Want With My Bah-DAY!
Hey, all you basic bitches! Did you miss me? Well, don’t fret any longer! Your faithful comrade in ARTPOP, Gay Evan, has returned to bless you with more delicate sounds from the mouth of Mother Monster. Although I have been bullied and called superficial for caring […]
“I Know You’re Late, But I Need Another Taste…”
Remember back in 2007 when Justin Timberlake attempted to casually diss Prince in Timbaland‘s remarkably lackluster number one hit “Give It To Me“? It’s okay if you don’t! The song was far from memorable in the grand scheme of the pop music universe, and there’s […]
Cazwell’s New Single “No Selfie Control” is Ace
Here’s American rapper Cazwell’s newest single “No Selfie Control”. See how it’s both cleverly poignant and fun enough to be the kind of music you’d listen to on a road trip? Or anywhere else, really, as you take photos of yourself and not notice the […]