Screw This Asshole For Making Me Give Up Baconators Whenever I’m In North Carolina

UPDATE: Wendy’s corporate heads smacked this dude upside the head, and made him take down all of his bullshit signs. I still wouldn’t rush to this guy’s franchises for fries and a chili (mmm, chili) but it’s good to know Wendy’s discriminates against NO ONE […]

Fuck You, Tate Ryder! If You’re Gonna Have Sex With My Future Husband, You Should At Least Invite Me!

I think I might have to call off my engagement with gay porn star Troy Daniels. I thought I was okay being in an open relationship and watching him fuck other men onscreen. I thought I was okay with him riding dicks that are bigger […]