Would You Hit That?: Christian Bale

Did you catch the Golden Globes this past weekend? I’m not usually one to watch fancy-pants award shows, but it was playing at my local bar after the (dreadful) Patriots vs. Jets game. Thankfully, being in the right place at the right time paid off, as I caught the two big wins for my fave flick The Kids Are All Right. Ugh, that movie deserves a million awards for the Mark Ruffalo sex scenes alone…

But that’s a topic for a whole other day! The LGBT brigade took in a decent number of trophies, including wins for Chris Colfer, Jane Lynch and sort-of-out actor Jim Parsons. And, hell, we might as well count Diane Warren‘s victory for Cher‘s “You Haven’t Seen The Last of Me” as a victory for us too. It’s pretty much the gayest song ever written.

On a completely different note, the crowd was packed with attractive male celebrities (and Mila Kunis, who I’d totally go straight for after seeing Black Swan). There was even an appearance by the great Jesus Christ! Oh, wait… That’s just Christian Bale, who rocked an unusually long hairstyle as he picked up his award for The Fighter. Rather than blabber on for days about this, let’s just cut to the chase–would you go down on Christian Bale?

– Dewitt

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21 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Christian Bale

  1. Yes and no…

    the American Psycho-Dark Knight versions – not this “its so easy a caveman can do it” one!

  2. For a moment during his “American Psycho” day, but he has been a turn-off after that film.

  3. Could not agree more – American Psycho he was sexy as hell, and Batman too. However, that hair has to go.

  4. Come on guys, it’s shavable. That man looks good no matter what he’s waring on his chin. Honestly I don’t care to that much beard, either, but hey, if he were standing and I were kneeling, or he was behind me, or whatever… I wouldn’t care one way or the other. I’m just sayin’.

  5. I’d do him in a New York minute, ‘course I prefer “men”, as in nothing like a great beard. and why have gay men taken a second seat to lesbians? “lGbt”

  6. I have always found him to be very sexy, starting with “American Psycho”…he is a very skilled actor as well as sexy…

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