Fucking Boulangerié Knowles! I’ve been trying to get you guys to care about Bright Light Bright Light for over a year now. Then, she goes and makes some bullshit post about his “DICK”, and it gets twice the amount of traffic than any piece I’ve […]
Sit your ass down, Madonna, and respect your elders! The eternal goddess known as Cher, a diva approved by Mother Monster, has finally released the music video for her comeback single “Woman’s World“, and it is ferociously fierce in ways I can’t even begin to […]
Christina Bianco is one impressive-ass diva. At a recent performance at NYC’s 54 Below, she belted out a cover of Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. Except she wasn’t content to do it in her own voice. She did it while singing as (buckle […]
This is the gayest thing that ever happened to the world. If I admitted to you how much I enjoyed this mash-up of The Golden Girls and Cher‘s new single “Woman’s World“, then you would probably never want to have sex with me, so I’m […]
ITEM – This proves my theory that if the gay icon is big enough, a homeboy can work up an erection somehow for the story alone. Cher was on Andy Cohen’s show pushing that terrible single (I’m sorry, it sucks. It sent me reeling to […]
Let me tell all y’all hot little DICK sluts a story! Over the weekend, Ms. Boulangerié Knowles was minding her own damn business, looking fine as FUCK on her way to the grocery store to pick up a box of rubbers, Cheez-Its and some KY […]
You’re not actually a woman (although some of you may think you’ve got a bit more of the lady in than some of your fellow man), but you’re still allowed to co-opt this as your new power anthem. Cher’s got a new single called “Woman’s […]
Here’s an extremely silly video showing the trauma Madonna has endured since Gaga may or may not have stolen her act. She’s been sitting at home, flexing her man arms and stewing over Lady Gaga’s meteoric rise to fame. In desperation, she turns to Cher. […]
I think they might be wearing wigs. Our Lady Cher has Tweeted that she just finished recording a Lady Gaga-written track for her upcoming CD. It’s called “The Greatest Thing,” and it’s going to be the first song on the Dark Lady’s next album. This […]
I admit, I haven’t been giving the “Big O” enough of my time, lately. Let’s get our minds out of the gutter, people – I’ve barely even tuned in to Oprah‘s new network since it’s launch on Jan. 1st. This month, however, Becoming Chaz premieres […]
