Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose morality over money. And the athletes have trained their entire lives for these moments. Hopefully, this will cast a spotlight on the situation for the LGBT community in Russia and it results in change. Or Vladimir Putin is accidentally cornholed by a zamboni. We can dream.
One way to take our minds off the social injustice in Russia is to focus on the athletes. The male ones. There are some sexy people headed to Sochi next month. Check out a sampling below.
Come back for The Locker Room next week because I’m going to focus on the US bobsled team. Because – this. And this. Especially this. They make my ass twitch.
– J. Harvey
Check out some of the sexier 2014 Winter Olympians below:
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Henrik Lundqvist (Team Sweden – Hockey)
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Gaspard Cuenot (Team Switzerland – Biathlon)
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Bode Miller (Team USA – Skiing)
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Jesse Beckom III (Team USA – Bobsled)
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Sidney Crosby (Team Canada – Hockey)
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Steve Langton (Team USA – Bobsled)
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Zach Parise (Team USA – Hockey)
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Matteo Guarise (Team Italy – Figure Skating)
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Tristan Walker (Team Canada – Luge)
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Jonathan Toews (Team Canada – Hockey)
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Evan Lysacek (Team USA – Figure Skating)
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Eddy Alvarez (Team USA – Speedskating)
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This post got about 90% less sexy when I saw my cousin on it… -_- Regardless, the last guy is super hot, so, that kinda makes up for it.
Sadly, John Morris did not make the Canadian curling team for this Olympics.
Yes to each and every one of them…they can have my bronze medal any day!
Evan Lysacek is not competing for the US in this Olympics due to an injury. One of the two members of the team, Jason Brown, is openly gay. Hope he gets home from Russia.
who is your cousin???
I can only imagine the men’s skating locker room with Matteo and Evan! Yum.
Oh wow, i hope so too… ::crosses fingers for a good Olympics::
Tristan Walker won me over with his “Planet Express” t-shirt!….
Jonathan Toews, baby. Chi-town’s finest! 😉
Crosby. Which would probably be more exciting to me if I actually gave a damn about hockey. Lol.
same!
Fell in love with Bode in 2010 so he’s my obvious pick but damn Eddy Alvarez’ booty says it all!
se paso de verga con ese culo.
Ask him for some nude pics.
One is openly gay and all the other figure skaters are gay-ja vu.
No thanks. He looks too much like one of my actual brothers that I think that would be a pretty damaging experience… haha.
Eddy Alvarez’s bum!! Whoaaaamazing!
I think he is pretty hot, can you just steal his sweaty jock and sent it to me??? 😉
Sidney Crosby kind of looks like Pierre Fitch!
Eddy does have an amazing looking ass, but most figure and speed skaters do!
Not only does Eddy have an amazing ass – he’s pretty damned cute too!
That’s funny…he’s the only one I think is Hot.
Did you see Nicklas Edin from the Swedish curling team? He’s the skipjack for the team and the reigning Worl Champ. Cute as fuck and he’s a ginger!