What the hell happened to Billy Santoro? He delivered a handful of legitimately great scenes in his six-month stint as an exclusive model for MEN.COM, from the time he bottomed for Topher DiMaggio in “Gaywatch” to his futuristic fling with Colby Keller in “Sex Traveler“. His later scenes, however, have been lacking the spark that made me a fan in the first place. Even watching him with his real life partner has become a snore.
Billy might be blaming the studio‘s “camera work” for his issues, but it seems like there’s something else going on here. You need not look further than his latest scene, “Proverbs of Porn“, to see that this is true. The concept alone is a winner—a man invites over the cable guy, the pizza guy and a police officer for a stereotypical gay porn fuck that should be entertaining for both your funny bone and your boner.
Cable guy Jimmy Johnson rolls in, and despite Billy’s feigned enthusiasm, their oral action is boring with a capital “I’d rather be watching Jack King“. The beefy pizza guy, Travis James, comes through the door, and even he can’t save us from Billy’s calculated, soulless movements. Then, you think it might turn around when police officer Jonna Vick storms in… Nope! It gets even worse.
Look, I’m not going to drag Billy’s name through dirt because of one lackluster scene, this one disgusting picture of his butthole, or the fact that he’s acting like a teenage girl on Twitter over a blog post that barely criticized him. This is all coming from a place of love and adoration! I just want to see Billy step his game up, and given that he’s got a scene coming up with perfect male specimen Shawn Wolfe, I hope these words of pure love weren’t even necessary… Because if he fucks up Shawn’s near-excellent track record with another snooze-fest, I will be very, very angry.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: MEN.COM
Watch Billy fuck three gay porn stereotypes in the preview clip below:
Watch Billy Santoro in (something else that’s not) the “Proverbs of Porn” on MEN.COM.
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OMG the exact same thing happened at my place last week!
Why wasn’t I invited??
I had the same exact experience but only it was the plumber, phone repairman and yard man.
Billy Santoro needs to retire ASAP. He gives me the creeps.
Lucky you, I got stuck with the fish vendor, garbage man ,and the mortician. They all came over straight from work;I toughed it out though.
Can this really be blamed on Billy? I mean Men.com churns out boring scenes constantly. And then you stick performers with restrictions (PWR’s) such as Johnson and Vick and you’ve got another boring orgy. Billy May have a point. He needs Chi-Chi.
Billy is an ugly porn performer and those dragging him are correct in doing so!