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July 11, 2009

Unlockables: No Sunglasses Please!

Sunglasses

Eyes are the window to the soul. According to smiling expert Tyra Banks, there are approximately 17,000,000 ways for you to use your eyes to seduce a man into riding your cock. It's scientifically proven! So why do guys keep sending pics with sunglasses when I want to see their face?

Feel free to wear your sunglasses at night or whenever the hell you want to, but you know you're not rocking your Dolce & Gabbana shades while taking it up the ass (or giving it hard to someone else). While we're fucking, I want to see your eyes and whole face. Before we fuck, I want to see your eyes and whole face. It's that simple.

What's that you say? "I'm discreet." Well, unless you plan on wearing a brown bag over your head while we're fucking, get over it and send me a face picture. I don't care if you're the Governor or the President of the PTO. If I turn out to be some crazy bastard who decides to send out a mass e-mail with your face pics and cock shot, you can just say I'm some malicious bastard who took a photo from your Facebook account and some random cock shot with the intention of damaging your reputation. Okay, so it may not be that simple.

If you're going to send a face picture, please send one without sunglasses. Otherwise, you might as well not bother sending one at all. Maybe it's just me? 

- Dewitt

July 10, 2009

Another Big Brother 11 Cast Member Caught Naked

Jessie Godderz

Yep, it's that time again. Time for a naked reality star! We have yet another Big Brother housemate, coming so soon after we posted full-frontal pics of Braden Bacha. Bodybuilder Jessie Godderz get his turn. Originally a season 10 cast mate, Godderz was revealed as the last contestant in the season 11 premiere.

He's a little too built for some, but I'm not minding that ass shot at all! Doesn't he look like he just wants it... hard!?

- Andy

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MANHUNT Daily Wood: Nick Beyeler

Nick Beyeler, Hans Hadorn

Former gymnastics aerobics world champion, Nick Beyeler is this week's Wood. According to his official website, Nick is certified in traditional Thai massage and judging from the pictures on his site, he seems quite flexible. Hmmm... a man that can give a massage and is flexible? Where do I sign up? With his slightly hairy muscular body, Nick is a feast for the eyes. LICK. Oh did I mention, I have nude photos of him also? It seems like he would be a mouthful.

- Andy

Photo credit: Hans Hadorn

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MANHUNT Cares: Hot Boys Sell Safe Sex

MH Cares Model

We usually bring you a health organization in this entry, but with the trend of sexy safe sex campaigns, we decided that a naked guy or two would do an even better job. MANHUNT Cares is featuring OnTheHUNT models and I can say that safe-sex hasn't been this hot in some time!

- Andy

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Have You Ever: Gone Down On A Girl?

Eating Pussy

Now this is MANHUNT Daily, emphasis on the man. However, we recognize that some of our readers haven't always played for our team. In fact, some of you aren't entirely loyal to our team at all. We're not going to judge if your fingers have been in that sort of cookie jar. In fact, we're a little curious about it, because vaginas honestly confuse us. 

I mean, why'd they have to go and make things so complicated? Maybe we're just gay because we're too lazy to understand those mythical love caves. I'm sure the conservative pundits would love that justification! Well, let them know that it's not our laziness that makes us homos! It's our undying love for putting penises in our mouth. End of story.

But back to that curiosity. Regardless of how you identify your sexuality these days, have you ever eaten pussy? Did you like it? And to all those bisexual guys out there, which do you prefer--licking cooch or sucking cock? We're dying to know!

- Dewitt

MANHUNT At Loveball

MANHUNT had a great time celebrating New York pride a couple of weeks back, and we want to share a couple of pictures and an interview with our super hot model Brian Kenny! Some cute MANHUNT guys had the pleasure of handing out colored bandanas at the Loveball, which indicated your "into" and ranged from sucking to fisting!

The always funny Mike Diamond interviewed Brian Kenny at our table (around the 2:10 mark above). We had lots of fun and can't wait to return next year!

- Andy

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Patricia Arquette Rethinks Divorce With Thomas Jane

Thomas Jane

You may that Megan Fox's audition for Transformers involved washing director Michael Bay's Ferrari while he filmed it. Do you think Thomas Jane had to audition for HBO's Hung in a similar way? I know they're saying that we'll never see his junk, but I have to wonder if there was a little casting couch action or a request to whip it out. I mean, they had to make sure the show lived up to its name!

Basically, do you think Patricia Arquette's abandonment of a divorce petition had anything to do with his monolithic penis? While I'd love to speculate on such matters, they're probably working it out for something boring like "staying together for the kids". Don't get all huffy on me... it's a joke. Let's hope these two make it work.

- Dewitt

Secret Sex: Jeremy Piven

Jeremy-Piven-really-hot-douche-lick

I've heard some things here and there about Entourage star Jeremy Piven being a total douche nozzle. That doesn't mean he still doesn't make me want to take my clothes off. When that whole mercury poisoning incident went down, I seriously thought about starting a "Leave Jeremy Alone!" campaign. I've had a huge crush on him since PCU.

You know how playwright David Mamet made that crack about him pursuing a career as a thermometer? I'm just getting flashbacks to getting my temperature taken in the bum, and fantasizing that my thermometer is Jeremy Piven. Well, not the entirety of him. Come to think of it, we probably should have added "whole humans" on our top ten list of things that should never go in your butt.

Piven's propensity for being a jack-ass almost makes him more attractive. He's like your high school quarterback jerk-off fantasy who makes funs of you in the locker room. Then you go home and jerk off while thinking of him. I could just imagine doing the kinkiest shit with him. He'd suggest it and I'd be like, "I don't know, Jeremy. I've never done that before! I'm so pure and virginal." Then he'd respond, "C'mon, dude. Don't be such a pussy. Just let me fist you while my five friends pee on you. It's not that big of a deal." I plead the fifth regarding whether I'd oblige.

And did we mention the fact that he's been fish-free for ten months? His doctors recommended he shouldn't have any due to his high blood mercury levels. If he's not chowing down on "fish", you have to wonder how he's satiating that hungry appetite. If only he'd accept my offer for dinner plans...

- Dewitt

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Kombucha That Hole Real Good

Kombucha Tea

Our own Dr. Queerlove tackled the topic of anal douching long ago, but he neglected to mention another option for cleansing your love parts--fermented kombucha tea. It's not exactly recommended by health professionals and the individual who suggested it was referring to her Cindy Lou Va-Who-Who. But if any brave soul actually "pours some down their colon snake from FORT TROFF" as the original post says in jest, we'd love to hear a full scientific report on the positive and negative effects.

- Dewitt

Controversy Over Texas Restaurant's Treatment of Gay Men

Chico's Tacos

I guess it's not just swimming pools that kick people out because of their minority status. A controversy is brewing in El Paso, Texas after 5 gay men were kicked out of a Chico's Tacos because two of them shared a kiss.

The men were told to leave by a security guard who said "we don't permit doing gay things here." The 5 men called the police, expecting their help but were told that homosexual activity is Illegal, citing sodomy laws that were ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court years ago!

The police were dead wrong. In fact, they were so wrong they were violating three laws! Aside from the ban on sodomy laws, In 2003 El Paso passed a law making discrimination based on sexual orientation illegal and the Supreme Court has said that places of "public accommodation" cannot eject customers based on discrimination.

The good news is that city officials are being very responsive and tough on the police and the restaurant, so there's hope after all!

Can't two men just eat a taco and kiss in peace...

- Andy

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