The Locker Room: Hot Winter Olympians 2014

Yes, the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in a country where gay people are slightly more welcome than smallpox. There’s no way to change it. Because the Olympics are revenue for a lot of people, and there’s no way bitches are going to choose morality over money. And the athletes have trained their entire lives for these moments. Hopefully, this will cast a spotlight on the situation for the LGBT community in Russia and it results in change. Or Vladimir Putin is accidentally cornholed by a zamboni. We can dream.

One way to take our minds off the social injustice in Russia is to focus on the athletes. The male ones. There are some sexy people headed to Sochi next month. Check out a sampling below.

Come back for The Locker Room next week because I’m going to focus on the US bobsled team. Because – this. And this. Especially this. They make my ass twitch.

– J. Harvey

Check out some of the sexier 2014 Winter Olympians below:

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Henrik Lundqvist (Team Sweden – Hockey)

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Gaspard Cuenot (Team Switzerland – Biathlon)

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Bode Miller (Team USA – Skiing)

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Jesse Beckom III (Team USA – Bobsled)

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Sidney Crosby (Team Canada – Hockey)

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Steve Langton (Team USA – Bobsled)

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Zach Parise (Team USA – Hockey)

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Matteo Guarise (Team Italy – Figure Skating)

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Tristan Walker (Team Canada – Luge)

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Jonathan Toews (Team Canada – Hockey)

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Evan Lysacek (Team USA – Figure Skating)

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Eddy Alvarez (Team USA – Speedskating)

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23 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Hot Winter Olympians 2014

  1. This post got about 90% less sexy when I saw my cousin on it… -_- Regardless, the last guy is super hot, so, that kinda makes up for it.

  2. Evan Lysacek is not competing for the US in this Olympics due to an injury. One of the two members of the team, Jason Brown, is openly gay. Hope he gets home from Russia.

  3. Fell in love with Bode in 2010 so he’s my obvious pick but damn Eddy Alvarez’ booty says it all!

  4. No thanks. He looks too much like one of my actual brothers that I think that would be a pretty damaging experience… haha.

  5. Did you see Nicklas Edin from the Swedish curling team? He’s the skipjack for the team and the reigning Worl Champ. Cute as fuck and he’s a ginger!

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