Hot Or Not: These Guys

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Some of the dudes in the grid above might look vaguely familiar to you, some may not. Believe it or not, you’ve been seeing them ad nauseam for over a year now. They’re the clowns that have been cavorting about in Trump’s circus this 2016 presidential race. I threw Bernie Sanders in there because he’s a mensch.

They were all young once! The time period when these pics were taken was when they were probably fucking hookers (you pick the gender) on Saturday night and taking their wives to church on Sunday morning. (I’m sure the only thing that has changed about that for some of them is the amount of Viagra.)

The question is – would you? With any of them? *crickets* Desert island? C’mon! You have to pick one!

– Michael Xavier

Ben Carson – Doctor, Crazy
 

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Marco Rubio – Florida senator. Says stupid things. (Oh, and some people think he’s queer. Look closely at that pic. Is that him?)
 

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Ted Cruz – Religious crazy, Trump’s arch-enemy (other than Mrs. Clinton)
 

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Bernie Sanders – Extremely gracious loser
 

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Chris Christie – Sad, carries Trump’s bag
 

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Eric Trump – Is Trump really his dad?
 

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Donald Trump Jr. – Mini-Me
 

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Mike Pence – vice presidential nominee, not a fan of the gays
 

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And if I have to tell you who this is….(please don’t pick him)
 

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4 thoughts on “Hot Or Not: These Guys

  1. Men with political power like them usually have the ego’s to go with them and I’m sure a lot of the attitudes fallow them into the bedroom not appealing. Or they end up being so submissive behind closed doors you would need to be a B&D S&M master to satisfy their needs out of the lime light.

    Probably better suited for the bottom feeders who like to spend their money. LOL

    Yes I am sure I just pissed off many with my comments on this post sorry if you take offense but politics and sex is always a scandalous uproar! “WINK”

    But if I have to pick as M.X. is asking us to do it would be Bill Clinton, who I see is not included in the choices, if I was not worried about his wife cutting my head off with a hood over it! LOL

  2. Rubio is hot. Pence and Cruz were, but now are not. The young Trumps are both hot. Carson, yeah, he was, not anymore.

  3. Marco Rubio is the only “Ive done worse” of the bunch – which the moment he speaks becomes a “Oh HELL no”

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