This is Josh Gorges . He’s the alternate captain of the Montreal Canadiens, to the tune of 3.9 million a year. NHL Insights has Tweeted several times that Gorges is about to become the first openly gay hockey player in NHL history. High sticking turned high dicking! Ugh, I am so fired from the pun factory. I don’t even know what that means. Can you tell I know next to nothing about hockey, except that the fighting is kinda sexy when they turn round and round on their skates like a brutish carousel.
Here are the Tweets in question:
Hmm, so what does it all mean? Is it the truth? Or is someone at NHL Insights with the Twitter password trying to eff with Gorges’ rep? Openly gay in professional sports isn’t exactly a thing, yet. At least not in the top 3. And how come I keep finding pics of Josh with ladies, looking all snugly. I’ve got plenty of pics with my gals, but none of them have that “we just banged” look to them.
If this is some kind of elaborate joke, there will be chagrin on my part. Your big-name actors are just starting to peek outta the closet. Professional sports need to follow. This could be huge! Let us know what you think of an openly gay pro hockey player MAYBE coming out in the comments below.
What the hell is that blue swimsuit thing? My eyes are burning.
I don’t know. All I saw was bulge.
Who cares? BULGE.
Great minds think alike.
Wait…his team’s name is the Montreal Canadians? That is the laziest name I’ve ever heard.
That being said….he could definitely stick it in me.
it’s the Canadiens not the Canadians and they are one of the most storied franchises in sports history.
To each their own, I guess. 🙂 Are the majority of his teammates married, confirmed to have been in a heterosexual relationship or something? Why is he the one assumed to be gay? Just curious.
Is it my imagination or does the guy in pic 4 (after the jump ) have his right hand in the other guy junk ?
Who the fuck cares!
“High sticking turned high dicking”? Ugh is right!
He’s lean, so, duh, he’s going to have a bulge. It’s not that big. The news of his outing himself would be the bigger bulge.
The day will come when this will no longer be a news item…soon i hope, soon…the day will come when it will be report that a sports figure is STRAIGHT and that will be NEWS…till then, we need to get over the hang up that a sports figure is gay, and not some macho str8 acting vagina bangin’ stud…the day will come when the USA will final catch up with the rest of the world and understand that our fathers, mothers, brothers, and sisters…our aunts and uncles, our grandfathers and grandmothers are gay…that they have stepped out of that damn dark closet into a new bright day…that our sports icons can and will be gay…that closet is gone…the door is closed and all of our family is out and NEVER going back in…IF Josh Gorges is gay…welcome my friend, if he is not…we still love you…
Heh.
What a cutie! Glad he’s on our team.
No opinion either way…..Just ……wow!
hmm OH Canada oh Canada as the song goes they have to keep it simple
i would have his babies any time. hehe well we can try alot anyway