Would You Hit That?: Tim Tebow

Let’s talk about Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos! More importantly, let’s talk about how he’s a model for the Jockey underwear brand, yet his promotional images feature virtually no underwear. We don’t mean that in the fun “he’s naked below the waist” kind of way. In the most revealing shot, he’s literally just standing there in an undershirt.

Look, Tebow’s already on our shit list for the whole Focus on the Family incident. We understand that he’s down with G-O-D, but the man affiliated himself with a blatantly anti-gay organization. While we don’t necessarily expect a heavily religious football player to march next to us in a pride parade, we’d at least like a little common decency.

To add insult to injury, he doesn’t even take his clothes off for an underwear photo shoot! This was supposed to be the moment where we’d shamefully fantasize about pulling his tighty whities off with our teeth, then proceed to deepthroat his cock in a sweaty locker room. And he totally blew it. Ugh, we can’t even bother with this bitch anymore…

– Dewitt

To check out another pic and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

Once upon a time, when Tebow actually stripped down. Click here for more pics!

And here’s the video, in which Tebow reveals he’s a “briefs” man…


34 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Tim Tebow

  1. And we are supposed to glorify this guy and be on our knees just because he’s hot and we’re the community that drools over guys who are the face of an underwear campaign? Please!

  2. The answer to all of you is no, HE wouldn’t hit that, and I wouldn’t blame him – gay, straight or indifferent. Why even ask the question? Let the kid have his beliefs … you certainly have yours, and if someone talked about you the way you talk about him, you’d throw your purse around your shoulder and storm out of the party all offended. Not that he cares, I assure you, but find something else to blog about besides “hitting that.” There are better topics of conversation – wait, what am I saying. This is Manhunt.

  3. I’d do him and other other homophobe, Brady Quinn, in a fuck sandwich, while a buddy secretly live streams, then posts, on YouTube and X-Tube. Show their gf’s and wives what cock sluts they both are! Haha

  4. Too bad he didnt sign with Tom Brady at Under Armour instead, Jockey is so boring, but I guess it works for his style, lol.

    He looked so hot this year at the pro football combine tryouts all jocked out in the UA gear. I loved watching the slo-mo replays of the sprints, with his and the other dudes junk bouncing all around, lol!!

  5. Hell yes I would do him! He could have any bible quote he wanted under his eyes provided I got to cum across them .

  6. No way… there are so many men on this site who blow his God Fearing Cracker Ass out of the water. He is nothing special

  7. Tim Tebow. Great Q-back at Florida. Fun to watch, nice looking dude, but his freakish relgious nature makes my skin crawl. He could drop dead tomorrow and the queer world should sing….

  8. I think people should be clear about who people like Tim Tebow are and what they represent.

    They are enemies.

    Their fundamentalist ideologies are much more than anti-gay. Despite whatever public face they may choose to portray, they are fighting against your right to equality. They want you ostracized from society and marginalized. They want to deny you rights to due process. They want to deny you equal protections. In their eyes, you are an abomination; a threat so severe and so provocative that what they really, really want …

    … it to deny your right to exist.

    People like this should not be idolized in any way by the community. They are the enemy. We must fight them.

  9. Are you serious, Scott b? I’d just like to know what purely antagonistic banter’s gonna do for the world. Awesome, they want to deny your right to exist. You want to deny their right to exist. You’ve butted heads. Now what do we have? Giant bumps on both of your heads and headaches.

    Also, existence isn’t exactly a right…it’s basically just a state of being, but I guess that’s a debate for a different kind of blog…

  10. Not unless I could record him taking it and then release the sex tape. There are so many good-looking out and proud gay guys, it’s kind of demeaning to lust after straight homophobes.

  11. I don’t understand why everybody is in such awe over the story of his birth. Many women have made similar choices, some were equally lucky to be delivered of healthy children others were NOT so lucky and have children with special needs that require a lifetime of care. There are also women who have chosen to abort the fetus and have gone on to achieve greatness, improving the lives of many. Who’s to say what is right?

    Tim Tebow was and is a total stranger to me and although he certainly isn’t ugly he definitely isn’t exceptionally handsome either, average is how I’d describe him. Every day I see men more handsome, attractive and sexy. I know that many Gay men are salivating over his big, muscular body but that too doesn’t really get me going. Too much beef! Calm down, that is just my preference and I don’t expect you to agree.

    What I find astonishing is the sheer number of Gay men who will justify and approve of him aligning himself with an anti-gay organization. One blogger [in an earlier post] actually went so far as to say that “NEVER ONCE HAS TEBOW MADE ANY COMMENTS HIMSELF ON GAY MARRIAGE.”
    I wonder if this person believes that being linked to such an organization but not openly saying anything derogatory means that you don’t share their believes? That would be like a KKK member saying: “I’m a member of the Klan, but I regard Black people as my equal and can see myself marrying one”

    To add insult to injury many on this site go on and on about how sexy this man is and what they’d like to do with and to him. When is it going to get through your thick skulls that it is NEVER going to happen, people with those believes find us disgusting abominations that need to stay as far away from them as possible. This leads me to ask the questions:
    # Where is your Pride?
    pride as in: “a reasonable or justifiable self-respect”
    # Where is your Self-respect?
    self-respect as in: “a proper respect for oneself as a human being”
    # Where is your Self-esteem?
    self-esteem as in: “a confidence and satisfaction in oneself”
    # When will you seize to humble yourself for the Straight community?
    humble as in: “behaving in a spirit of deference or submission”

    There are so many handsome, athletic and sexy gay men around, why get all hot and bothered over a religious zealot who wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire?
    I think it’s time for me to re-acquaint myself with the works of Carl Gustav Jung.

  12. Have always liked athletic guys, including Tim Tebow and I admire his Christian witness. I’m hanging around more with straight Christians than with heathens like my ex-boyfriend who said that the Bible is fairy tales, Christianity is a myth, and evolution is science. Smug, arrogant, out-of-touch losers are out of my life. Hope to see more of Tim. He’s a winner.

  13. i would willingly//gladly//wantonly sleep with//whatever tim tebow — but really dislike the way it’s phrased on the poll — it does matter (a great deal) if he’s publicly speaking against gays but privately sleeping with men — if he does badmouth gays on camera then sucks dick behind closed doors, i absolutely would not sleep with him, or support him in any way —- based on his body, face, voice and mannerisms, i would love to sleep with him – it’s all despite his views and sexuality, not because of them

  14. I love that so many people are able to see this self righteous moron for who he is and what he stands for. Now take a minute of your time and email Jockey to let them know that you are not going to purchase products from a company that aquaints themselves with someone known for self-loathing hatred.

  15. Get over yourselves! When I meet a guy in a bar or a bathhouse, the last thing I want to know is his political or religious affiliation. I just want to FUCK!!!!!!!

  16. Comment of the day for me, Mtnbker24!!! Why isn’t he entitled to his beliefs? I don’t see how that makes him a bad person. This whole post acts like he commited murder! He is a great guy! I find NO fault with him. ‘Course, I listen to Dr. Dobson. He’s a great man. Stands for what he believes in. No wrong in that. Look: Not EVERYBODY is EVER going to agree with homosexuality. Get over it! Deal with it. That’s what makes each one of us unique!

  17. Freakish? Just because he doesn’t agree with you…. That doesn’t make him freakish. And a lot of gay men profess Christianity. I think it is a shame that you would say that the queer world would sing if he dropped dead. Don’t you think life is more important than that? Some of you people are so cold and hard hearted. Don’t you think when you post? You are so full of hate. Yet you are probably one that preaches open mindedness. You, are a great example of a closed mind.

  18. Prove it! Show where they want our rights to due process taken away. PROVE IT! You don’t have a clue what you are talking about. I listen to Dr. Dobson’s program and that has NEVER been mentioned! Funny how LIES get started. No. Sad. And that you would perpetuate them is even more sad. And they do NOT want to deny us our right to exist! They are NOT our enemy! They are human beings just as we are! You people preach open mindedness but can’t see yourselves and how close minded you are! YES, I’m gay. But I willl NOT stand by and let you guys lie about good men. If you want to say something bad, you better have the facts to back them up!

  19. I agree, Jockfever! I’ve never felt hate like I have felt from the athiests and agnostics. TRUE Christians are loving. It’s sad that it’s only the Westboro idiots that get the press. I wish the true Christians would get some press so homosexuals would see that all of the lies posted on here are NOT true, but just perpetuated by the media. I’ve NEVER found a more loving group than the Christians.

  20. How is it self loathing hatred? I will gladly call Jockey: To tell them I appreciate them using a Christian man to represent their product! Thanks for the idea!

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