Like the Puppy Bowl and every other channel today, we’re offering a distraction from that football game everyone is watching. 

I’m not a big sports fan, myself.  Although I do like the idea of uniforms and locker rooms and casual male nudity, all the stuff that happens in between dressing out and hitting the showers bores me to tears. So while I’m avoiding the Superbowl this afternoon, I thought I might pull together a gallery of my favorites:

Nutts, Butts, and Bulges: Pro Football Players and All Their Best Equipment

In case it was on your mind, here’s an upsetting article from 2014 about how NFL players never wear cups because they “don’t run fast enough with them on.” I’m cringing.

– tyler