You’re Invited To My Shake Weight Circle Jerk

Shake Weight

When the Shake Weight first hit the scene, we were wondering when they'd take their exciting "dynamic inertia" technology to a male demographic. Well, guess what? If you're looking to spend $29.95 on a fitness tool that replicates your daily masturbational activities, today must be your lucky day.

The Shake Weight For Men has finally made its debut, and it comes complete with a commercial that includes the quote, "I haven't had a pump like this in a long time." Is there any way that they're not in on the joke? Or are they really that naive?

– Dewitt

To check out the commercial, follow the JUMP:

6 thoughts on “You’re Invited To My Shake Weight Circle Jerk

  1. New technology dynamic inertia? I’m pretty sure dynamic inertia was stated in Newton’s Laws of Motion. I wonder what technology they would call old.

  2. Tito, I don’t think it has batteries.
    The know the sexual innuendo behind them. It’s been on Ellen quite a few times and it’s on youtube too.

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