Would You Hit That?: Jonathan Cheban

PR guru Jonathan Cheban has the dubious honor of being Kim Kardashian’s best friend. Poor bastard. You will probably see Cheban on the regular more often. He’s got his own reality show on E! (Spin Crowd) and he was flour-bombed in NYC yesterday by a fan of Kim’s insta-ex-husband Kris Humphries. Cheban is bringing a 5 million dollar defamation suit against Humphries for referring to him as “gay” on that godawful Keeping Up With The Kardashians shitshow, and apparently people are riled. We need to turn off our TVs and go sit on the beach and read a book if people are taking this shit that seriously.

Let’s move past it and get to the important part. Would you fuck Jonathan Cheban?

If you base your sexual conquests on the dude’s personality, the video after the jump will probably have somewhat of an influence on your choice.

– J. Harvey


19 thoughts on “Would You Hit That?: Jonathan Cheban

  1. Jonathan must have an account on here to account for the votes for “he’s powerful and sexy.”  If not, really? He is neither but the whole Kardashian presence on television is just a waste of electrons. Why the American people keep watching them is beyond me…

  2. this is absolute shit. why bother even posting this. all of them need a personality injection and an immediate ego reduction diet.UGLY

  3. i can’t even tell you what any Kardashian is “famous” for — much less, old cheebie, up there.

    but somebody is giving them-all Attention.

    We, The Consumerist People.

    when our priorities finally get corrected, we’ll see fewer of these novelties roaming around, amok.

    aye.

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