The phrase “washboard abs” is one of the least sexy ways to describe one of the sexier parts of the male body. Like, “Hey man, you’re so hot that all of a sudden I’m thinking about people in olden times doing their laundry! Want to join my jug band?”
But then I look at someone like Manhunt member JtotheD, and I find myself completely at a loss for what to call his phenomenally appealing gut area. Not a gut, that’s for sure! But if it’s not a washboard, what is it? A Wavy Lay? An irrigated pasture? A marvel of gym engineering?
Guys that are long and lean but really worked out fascinate me, mostly because they’re the guys I’m most afraid to approach. The sex would be so athletic! Which would be amazing, but also, could I keep up with the owner of that midsection? (Don’t get me wrong, I would try…)
I’m not sure what JtotheD means… Are those his initials? Does he have his Juris Doctor degree? Is he the world’s biggest John Denver fan? Maybe you should ask him! He’s in the Vancouver area, and his profile says that he wants you to get at him. Who knows, maybe he’ll even want you to get with him.
See even more of this man’s glorious, glorious abs below:
Head over here to see more pics, view his full profile or send him a message.
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