The burly, capable guys taunt dangerous wildlife and brave the ferocious elements to show us couch potatoes what’s going on in nature are a LOONNGGG way from that old guy on Wild Kingdom. Man Vs. Wild’s Bear Grylls and Animal Planet host Dave Salmoni are both pretty doable. Which would would you rather maul?
p.s. Salmoni automatically gets credit for both surviving a lion attack AND surviving dating bitter crone Chelsea Handler. Chilling.
– J. Harvey
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Bear Grylls
Dave Salmoni
but i love Bear too…plus you know he’d be down for water sports…but Dave Salmoni is just fucking hot and adorable so he got my actual vote.
3way please.
Bear is sexy and all, but Dave Salmoni is way hotter, assuming he didn’t catch anything from that filthy Handler girl.
dave salmoni is hot. whole lot of bitches envious of chelsea though!
Hard to choose. I really need to see who has the biggest dick to settle this tie.
Always thought Bear Grylls was hot, but no contest to Dave Salmoni
No contest … Dave all the way.
missing option: chelsea handler
Handler’s actually pretty cool.
Dave Salmoni makes me wet…
Yep Dave lost some points for dating that stupid bitch.
Both will you!!!
both will do I mean
Love both, but Dave Salmoni makes me swoon a little. And I don’t swoon.
dave might look cuter. but bear has that accent. god. literally impossible to resist.
how about both???
both at the same time
you have that right
Where is the both button?
Salmoni definitely is hotter, but Bear scored some points for that enema demo he did on his show. Guess I’ll go with Dave.