Unlockables: How To Make Porn

OMG, what’s this crazy drag queen doing on the front page of Manhunt Daily? Isn’t this supposed to be MANhunt? Yeah, yeah… but how could we not make an exception for Chi Chi LaRue? To promote her latest flick Fuck U, the legendary porn director has created a video to share “tips and sage advice on how to make porn that looks great on you…AND your figure!”

And did we mention that it’s a parody of Brenda Dickson‘s already-hilarious “Welcome To My Home” video? Even though this clip may not be much help to aspiring pornographers, we’re sure it’s good enough for a laugh or two. Kudos to The Sword for the tip!

– Dewitt

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And just for the hell of it, here’s the original source material:

14 thoughts on “Unlockables: How To Make Porn

  1. Two things: 1) Chi Chi looks like she’s lost weight. And 2) listing both “shrimping” and “foot fetish” under porn types is redundant.

  2. Geez, ChiChi has come a long way since she played Miss Klitty in Hung Riders. Younger, skinner, more glamourous! That’s a lot of plastic surgery. Brenda Dickson’s video ROCKS.

  3. Holy crap that’s Chi Chi!?!?!?!
    Last time I saw her in some porn saying “wrap it up” she looked like Divine now she’s like I don’t know who, but WOW!

  4. OMG!!Is that Jill Foster Abbot Finmore?????WTF?..And is it me or does Chi Look like Carnie Wilson..Again WTF?

  5. i love chi chi and i’m so glad she’s lost weight and she looks amazing, but i gotta admit, i miss the old tubby chi chi. right now she’s sorta bordering on marcia cross without the red hair.

  6. This is definitely Larry in Chi Chi mode. He does look very, very different … not sure how to either understand or explain it, but there it is.

    The clip is a hoot.

  7. Chi Chi admitted she had her tummy tucked and face lifted. The skinny new look probably is due to the weight loss after the surgery. But she looks good and seems happy with the result.

  8. She does make great porn, and this clip is fucking hilarious. Queen ChiChi, you suck! in the best possible way of course… 😉

  9. Am I the only one who thinks a gay director dressing in drag is nothing but a gimmick that got old a long time ago? His films all look the same; he needs to pass the baton on to someone younger with a fresher vision. Okay, ChiChi defenders, I’m going to duck for cover now. Start launching your attacks.

  10. then bring on people lets have CHI CHI’S porn race , they have ru pauls drag race why not ?

  11. I was glad to see jeremys using the correct pronoun for Chi Chi. He has a dick. It’s a he. Not a she. I also agree that this shtick has run it’s course. At least I wish it had. I’ve never understood the idea of drag. If I want a woman, I’ll get a real one.
    Ok, bring the hate on. I’m ready.

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