The Jonas Brothers Come “Out”

I’m a filthy liar. The Jonas Brothers sat down with OUT magazine to whore their upcoming new album and pose for pics (which is the only reason they’re still showing up on magazine covers – cuz’ they grew up hot). It’s Out, so they were asked about any and all gay rumors. They chose to make a landmark announcement – they are the first boy band in which every member is gay! More of that filthy lying. Here’s what they had to say:

Joe: We have a lot of gay friends and gay fans. It’s a boy band stereotype; people assume, but we don’t take offense.

Nick: Prior to us being a band, I was a super theater geek. I loved theater and I still do, and I care about fashion, and I care about a lot of things that I feel like stereotypes are attached to.

Joe: [Being in Out] is a moment for us for sure. We keep saying, “Well, it’s about time.”

Here’s what I think. The married one with the perm (Kevin) is totally down for peen. Just watch five minutes of his reality show. Joe Jonas is probably onboard the dick train as well. Either that, or he just has really good taste in running buds. The hottest one, Nick, is the only one who appreciates chocha. Which is a damn shame, because look at his bod. The two gay ones should have taken this opportunity to come out. It would be a whole new fanbase, and that way, they could at least get a couple of good dance remixes out of that album no one’s going to buy.

Out knows Nick is the hottest one, too, because he’s the only singular Jonas they’ve featured in their pics so far.

– J. Harvey

Check out a couple more pics of the Jonas Brothers in Out below:

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(via Out magazine)

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5 thoughts on “The Jonas Brothers Come “Out”

  1. I onto know their names, but the one on the right in the tank needs to massage my dick with my ass.

  2. If they have a lot of gay fans, then why can’t I name a single song of theirs?

    I do agree about the remix comment. If they went that route, like Selena Gomez did, then maybe they would attract a new audience. It just seems like an odd publicity stunt. Just because one of them is now ripped, the gays are supposed to come running?!? By the way, what happened to their purity rings?

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