That Dolphin Is So Gay

Gay Dolphins
At least Darwin is on our side! A new study has proven that homosexuality in nature is not only prevalent but a necessary biological adaptation for the survival of species. Due to a shortage of males, Laysan albatrosses of Hawaii have come together to raise children as “lesbian” pairs. The albatross population was once dwindling, but thanks to the vag-on-vag duos… the species is currently flourishing.
Same-sex couplngs have been observed in more than 1000 species, including bonobos, fruit flies, dolphins and penguins. So what was that about homosexuality being unnatural? That’s what I thought.

– Dewitt

One thought on “That Dolphin Is So Gay

  1. I’m not sure why so many think this is something new. Andre Gide wrote about it in his novel “Corydon” in the early 1900s. The only really new thing is the number of species observed in the wild.

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