It says a lot that only one percent of you wouldn’t sleep with James Marsden. So in the grand tradition of making things a little more interesting, we’ve selected someone who isn’t universally adored for today’s edition of Would You Hit That. That’s right! It’s […]
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Would You Hit That?: James Marsden
This weekend’s number one movie features James Marsden running around with an animated bunny, whose voice is provided by Katy Perry‘s husband. We could really care less about this–aside from where Marsden may or may not stick this carrot–but we would like to know where […]
Would You Hit That?: Simon Cowell
No, this question isn’t a joke! If we’re being entirely honest, our past few rounds of Would You Hit That have been far too obvious. Of course most of you want to sleep with Bradley Cooper and Matt Damon! That isn’t exactly rocket science… But […]
Would You Hit That?: Bradley Cooper
You may have heard that Bradley Cooper topped the box office with his latest film Limitless. Or you may not give a fuck. Let’s be real–how can you care about that after his break-up with Renée Zellweger? No, you didn’t read that wrong… Bradley Cooper […]
Would You Hit That?: Matt Damon
“I’m fucking Matt Damon.” What would be your reaction to that sentence? Would you pop a huge boner? Would you go into a jealous rage and start throwing chairs through windows? Or would you just not care at all? In other words… When it comes […]
Would You Hit That?: Johnny Depp
Most likely, this is one of those moments where you’re beginning to wonder why we even bother asking these questions. Johnny Depp is an internationally-recognized sex symbol! For cock’s sake, he’s appeared on multiple magazine covers under titles like “The Sexiest Man Alive”. Why wouldn’t […]
Would You Hit That?: Colin Firth
If you managed to make it past James Franco‘s ass cheeks on last night’s broadcast of the Oscars, then you may be aware that Colin Firth took home the award for Best Actor in a Leading Role. His portrayal of King George VI in The […]
Would You Hit That?: Adam Sandler
From Alex Pettyfer to Henry Cavill, our latest rounds of Would You Hit That have been wildly predictable. I mean, should we really be surprised that the answers lean toward “yes” when we’re asking about a conventionally attractive, semi-famous individual? Duh, pretty people always win […]
Would You Hit That?: Alex Pettyfer
Who the fuck is this Alex Pettyfer fellow? We’ve seen his name all over the internet, and we’re still not sure why we’re supposed to know about him. He kind of reminds us of Kellan Lutz, in the sense that he’s more noteworthy for being […]
Would You Hit That?: Henry Cavill
Some of you may recognize Henry Cavill from his work on Showtime’s historical drama The Tudors. As it turns out, the English actor is about to become much more famous, because he’s just been cast as Superman in the upcoming 2012 film The Man of […]