There should probably be quotes around “train” in that post title. While Taylor hangs upside down from his makeshift gymnastic apparatus Frankie quickly takes out his cock and sucks it. When Taylor does some decline sit-ups on the steps, he winds up kissing his “spotter” […]
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Quickie: B.C.
Hopefully, B.C. is more age-appropriate appearing for some of you. The rotating cast of trolls who work their bitchcraft in our comments section claimed I had practically nominated Alan Hoffman for NAMBLA’s “Boy of the Week”. Silly bitches. He was of age! *ahem* If you […]
André Hamann Is The Reason Why Instagram Was Invented
André Hamann is a clothing designer and Instagram pin-up boy. I’m not denigrating him. He’s hot as fuck and has his own business. Those are good things. He also likes to take shirtless pics of himself and share them with the world. This is what […]
Hubba_Hubba: That’s What We Said
Canada has so much going for it. Poutine. Jason Priestley. Kindly French people as opposed to the ones in France. AND MEN. Canadian men are hot. They tend to be hairy cuz’ it’s cold, and they adapt via fuzz. And they all look good in […]
Quickie: Brodie Beaudry
This one’s for you, bert33405. In case you missed the Sharpie scratchin’ on his chest, that’s Brodie. Brodie Beaudry! He’s the hot new model on the scene. He’s got tattoos and if you don’t like em’, you can refer to that first pic below! (That […]
David Beckham Is So Unattractive
Ugh, David Beckham is so fug. It’s like Mask 2013. Why does H&M keep foisting his ugly ass on us? And now that his soccer career is over and he’s focusing on modeling, his grossness is going to be oozing over every billboard in in […]
Quickie: Alef Borges
Here’s the sinewy Alef Borges showing off his new skateboard. Dude looks tough as leather but in a sexy way, as opposed to a riverbed face-type way. No one wants a male model with riverbed-face. This guy’s plate pecs could deflect bullets. He reminds me […]
Quickie: Francisco Lachowski
Awhile back, one of our “Manhunt Men Of The Week” dropped the name of supermodel Francisco Lachowski as one of the hottest men in the world. He wasn’t kidding! We finally looked the 22-year-old Brazilian up and we were not disappointed. Lachowski is a heavily-sought […]
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Kwanten
True Blood’s fourth season is almost upon us, which means nude Jason Stackhouse! The achingly beautiful Ryan Kwanten plays the character, who is the physical manifestation of “young, dumb, and full of cum.” Recently, sources have claimed that Kwanten is making plans to reveal that […]