Today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series is a very intriguing subject. So without further ado, allow me to introduce you to Jay Blue. This bisexual engineer is married to a woman, but she allows him to play on the side. In fact, he […]
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The Ten: Will Heath Jordan Be The Next Number One?
The people have spoken, and they’ve crowned Nick Youngquest as the sexiest man on the planet. Unfortunately, his reign won’t last for very long. After ten weeks on our charts, the straight rugby hunk will be retired from The Ten, and it looks like porn star […]
Who Would You Rather?: Easy A Edition
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you sandwiched Stanley Tucci between two shirtless young hunks? Well, wonder no longer, because today’s edition of Who Would You Rather will provide the answer. To celebrate the upcoming release of Easy A, we’re pitting the hottest […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
It’s that time again! Get ready to throw on your headphones and listen to some jams, because we need your help in filling the final slot on our Weekly Top Ten countdown. Four songs are ready to compete for your affection, and it’s your duty […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Shirt Lifters
It time for another round of iPhone Wars! Today’s contestants have been known to lift their shirts and show off their toned tummies, and we’ve got the photographic evidence to prove it! Which one of them is most worthy of a nickname like “The Situation“? […]
Top or Bottom: Zack
Lovers of beefy ass will rejoice over today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series. When I first laid my eyes on his glorious cheeks, I threatened to feature him in our Everything Butt category! There’s nothing I’d love more than to bury my tongue […]
The Ten: Nick Youngquest Climbs On Top
In the aftermath of the great Tommy Tucker sweep of 2010, things are beginning to look a little more interesting on The Ten. While rugby hunk Nick Youngquest has finally hit the number one spot, he’ll be retired from the countdown after the next round. Long […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
Is anyone on this site talented at filling slots? We’re trying to pick a song for the last remaining position on our Weekly Top Ten, and it’s not as easy as you’d think! The choices have been rounded down to four selections, spanning from indie […]
Would You Hit That?: Malachi Marx
We can remember the Malachi Marx backlash like it was yesterday. One minute you were worshipping his butthole like it was sent from the heavens above, and then he announced that he was retiring and releasing a book about his gay-for-pay career. That’s when it […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Booty (Part IV)
After last week’s Battle of The Anonymous Cock, it only seemed logical to pay homage to the other side. For today’s edition of iPhone Wars, we’ve rounded up four luscious rumps that are simply begging for a spanking. Are you ready for all this jelly? […]

