We figured since I’ve been writing pretty much non-stop about True Blood that we should recap the damn thing. Why? Cuz’ it’s big with the ridiculous, campy fun, it’s hugely gay, and it has a bunch of actors I want to suck off. No, it’s […]
Tag: vampires
Celebrity Skin: Ryan Kwanten
True Blood’s fourth season is almost upon us, which means nude Jason Stackhouse! The achingly beautiful Ryan Kwanten plays the character, who is the physical manifestation of “young, dumb, and full of cum.” Recently, sources have claimed that Kwanten is making plans to reveal that […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: True Blood
How are we supposed to choose? How does Sookie do it? It must help that one’s her brother. Season 4 of the supernatural soaper True Blood premieres on June 26. Let’s play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with the hottest guys from the show. You need to […]
Quickie: Alexander Skarsgard
The True Blood premiere can’t come fast enough. And Alexander Skarsgard can’t come IN ME fast enough. The tall, Swedish delicious that plays vampire sherrif Eric on HBO’s blood feast is GQ‘s coverguy this month. And he looks phenomenal per usual. I’ve already established (to […]
Who Would You Rather?: Being Human Edition
While we haven’t watched either version of Being Human, that won’t stop us from including the series’ actors in a very special edition of Who Would You Rather. What’s so special about it? We’re placing the BBC and SyFy casts against one another, and each […]
Vote: Manhunt’s Hottest Halloween Costume Contest
The pictures are in, so get ready to vote! Twenty-one contestants from seven different cities will be competing in Manhunt‘s Hottest Halloween Costume Contest. As you’ll see, each crowd had a very unique interpretation of the word “hottest”, and we’ve got everything from sexy superheroes […]
Must Watch: Twinklight Trailer
I was never a fan of the Twilight movies but New Moon did grab my attention because of a shirtless Taylor Lautner. With that said, I’m extremely excited for the gay porn movie Twinklight starring Twink Tank hottie Krys Perez. Vampires and gay porn are […]
Aural Only: Goldfrapp
To downplay the over-the-top joyous vibe of their second single “Alive”, electro-pop duo Goldfrapp have taken a decidedly darker route for their latest music video. In other words, there are vampires. But don’t worry… This ain’t your standard Edward Cullen bullshit! There are also ’80s leotards. […]
Unlockables: Monster Pic Tips
We don't actually have any good picture tips for this week's edition of Unlockables, but we do have a pretty hilarious video. It could potentially be useful if you're an alien, vampire or zombie. And if you happen to be any of these three things, […]
Just The Tips: Neck Biters
Vampires may be trendy thanks to Twilight and True Blood, but that doesn't mean you should act like one in the bedroom. Though we have nothing against a good ol' hickey swap, it's not exactly advisable to start biting on a random hook-up's neck. Some […]