I had NO clue what the motherfuckers from Mumford & Sons looked like until I got an e-mail from my mama and personal fashion designer Tuná Knowles. She was all like, “Boulangerié, GURL! I am popping my pussy for a pork chop to this song […]
Tag: rock
The Preatures: Men Aren’t The Only Thing That’s Fantastic Down Under
It might just be the huge mug of coffee I just guzzled down faster than a Treasure Island Media cum slut guzzles down hot loads of semen (with his anus), but The Preatures‘ latest single “Is This How You Feel?” is making me bounce around […]
I’m Not Going To Talk About DICKS To Trick You Into Listening To HAIM (Just Listen, Damnit!)
Who do you think I am, Boulangerié Knowles? The good news is that Los Angeles trio HAIM have a habit of churning out addictive pop-rock tunes that call to mind such diverse influences as Fleetwood Mac and Destiny’s Child. The bad news is that they’re […]
The Ballet Blames Society
I spent thirteen hours in a car yesterday, which was not particularly fun, but on the bright side it gave me a chance to listen to The Ballet‘s I Blame Society album over and over and over again. It’s the third, and poppiest, release from […]
Celebrity Skin: Nick Offerman’s Penis
I wouldn’t mind seeing it, would you? My weird crush on Parks and Recreation star Nick Offerman has been well-documented on Manhunt Daily. I’ve written about jizzing on his face. I’ve written about him jizzing on my face. And I’ve written an entry with his […]
Spring Offensive: “Speak”
“Speak” is a solid indie-pop tune from Oxford fivesome Spring Offensive, and while I hate to be as crass as my heinous co-blogger Boulangerié Knowles, the chorus kind of cock-slaps you in the face. “I will speak now, I will speak now. Or forever hold […]
Move Over & Let Me Hop On Adam Levine’s DICK!
These thirsty bitches better close their ass lips and sit their ratchet asses down, because I’m calling first dibs on Adam Levine‘s DICK! Some thing he’s in called Maroon 5 released a thing called “Love Somebody”, but ain’t nobody got time for that! Who can […]
MS MR: “Hurricane”
I’m still not sold on heavily-hyped band MS MR. The New York duo’s debut album Secondhand Rapture can currently be heard in full on Hype Machine, and I’m trying so hard to not draw comparisons between lead vocalist Plapinger and other female singers on the […]
Janelle Monáe & Erykah Badu: “Q.U.E.E.N.”
This weekend, I invite you all to queen the fuck out. When the word “queen” is thrown around as an insult within the gay community, it can have as much of a negative impact as our hetero brethren calling us “fags”. There’s no right or […]
Empire of the Sun: “Alive”
Australian duo Empire of the Sun put together a (mostly) solid set of tunes with their 2008 release Walking on a Dream. Despite my mixed feelings on their theatrics, gimmicky mythology and “MGMT meets David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King” sound, I’m curious to […]