At 50 years old, former gay porn star Colton Ford has a better body than I’ll ever have. You might already be aware that he branched out into music back in 2003, but even if you’re not, here’s what you need to know! He’s still […]
HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing […]
This is the gayest thing that ever happened to the world. If I admitted to you how much I enjoyed this mash-up of The Golden Girls and Cher‘s new single “Woman’s World“, then you would probably never want to have sex with me, so I’m […]
Justin Bieber has a new fragrance out (his third), and it’s called “The Key”. Here’s the ad: SO, what we’re getting here – aside from a preview of his new single “Heartbreaker” – is that the “The Key”, itself, is what; his hotel room key? […]
FUCK! Do you see these fine-ass sailor motherfuckers? Shit, it looks like they might even be twins! Now you just KNOW that if Ms. Boulangerié Knowles ever came across these hot pieces of DICK, she’d have both set of balls bouncing against her chin before […]
There are definitely some gems on English electro-pop singer Little Boots‘ sophomore release Nocturnes. Early buzz track “Every Night I Say A Prayer” still might be my favorite of them all, but I can definitely get behind the album’s two singles, “Motorway” and “Broken Record“, […]
Steve Grand looks like this. One could argue that this has nothing to do with the semi-viral success of his “All American Boy” music video—which I somehow avoided watching until today due to laziness and a series of disparaging tweets from The Sword‘s Zachary Sire—but […]
What the FUCK, Justin Timberlake? How are you gonna release the video for “Tunnel Vision”, my favorite song on your LONG-ASS album, while I’m all locked in a closet for a week? That’s some dumb shit, because you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles has been bowing […]
MY BITCHES! The supreme royal twat Boulangerié Knowles is back to bring you the realest realness from my soul sister Fantasia Motherfuckin’ Barrino. You might be wondering where the FUCK I’ve been, and child, do I have a story for you! Dewitt straight-up locked me […]
It is scientifically proven (by my dick) that Cody Belew is the sexiest contestant to ever appear on The Voice, and Josiah Hawley can sit his pretty boy ass down on a giant dildo called obscurity. The bearded, gyrating country boy stole my heart (and […]
