HONEY! I just got back from unwindulaxing with Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas and Other Jonas after meeting those hot SLUTS on Manhunt, and you just KNOW that my jaw is gonna be aching for days after swallowing their DICKS down to the base and tonguing their balls like a TRUE pro should. Those boys turned my hole INSIDE-OUT and signed their names inside with permanent marker. That’s how open they had me after they TRIPLE-PENETRATED me like a classy baller bitch. It looked a little something like this:
While they were doing me HARD like their taxes, those self-promotional motherfuckers gave me a taste of their new single “First Time”. If you wanna know what Ms. Boulangerié Knowles thought about it, I’ll TELL you what I thought about it… It was boring as all HELL! I ain’t mad at these boys for trying to go all grown and sexy on our asses, but they need to STEP UP their game and then Step Up 2: The Streets, Step Up 3D and Step Up Revolution to make up for this damn GARBAGE they call “music”.
I ain’t with it, but they can give me those DICKS whenever, wherever!
Watch my new boyfriends pop their pussies for a PORK CHOP below:
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I agree, Boulangerie… This did not rise my loaf. Congrats on the elusive Triple Peenatration, tho
I have seen said triple penetration and enjoyed 🙂
Kills me that people can make money from churning out shit like that…happens all the time, though. Plenty of other acts I can think of who are just as lame. And just as rich
The Jonas Brothers make me sad. I think Nick and Joe are hot as all fuck (in that order), but their music–and all of the other “entertainment” commodities they produce–are so painfully, awfully bad. Not even just mediocre so you can kind of get over if you think about them blindfolded and cuffed on their knees.
Erik Rhodes said that one of them hired him as an escort.
Their music is shit.
I did not understand the content of the article.
Those shots of Joe shaving his head are making me wet. Let’s just say that I could spend more than a few very happy hours nuzzled in those hairy armpits. Provided that he doesn’t play this song while I’m there.
Obviously, you people are not the target audience. I don’t think it’s the best they’ve ever done, but I do like it! It’s got a great little dance beat to it and will be pretty popular among the younger crowd and the club crowd!
I like how watching the triple penetration action is making the song more enjoyable.
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