Our campaign to get twig hottie Danny Perez Jr. into “The Ten” has just been torpedoed by this massively muscled beauty. This is Jeremy Rowback, he hails from New York, and a nicer ass in a jockstrap has never been found. Holy shit, he’s hot. […]
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Celebrity Skin: Ashton Kutcher
Did you know there was a recent movie in which Ashton Kutcher played a professional slut and bared his asscheeks repeatedly? Yes, he’s shot the moon in most of his flicks, but in this one we got to watch it pistoning up and down as […]
Benjamin Godfre Looks Good In Red
What do you mean “looks good in red,” jerk? Those jeans aren’t red! Oh, you’ll see. Can I get a “fuck yeah!” for Benjamin Godfre? We recently posted some pics of him in a Timoteo ad with other drill-worthy models, and now it’s time to […]
Quickie: Jake Pavelka
He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her […]
Who Would You Rather?: Warehouse 13
I have long been erect over this sorta C-list actor named Eddie McClintock. That’s him on your right. He’s got that hot frat boy look about him that makes me want to be his pledgemaster. We would begin his Hell Week initiation by testing his […]
Kellan Lutz Loses His Shirt For Abbot + Main
Twilight muscleman Kellan Lutz is the pecs, abs, and face for clothing line Abbot + Main. Lest you think he’s just a ridiculously cut body, Lutz also co-designed the line. All this, and making it work for the runway, too. See, he’s right – he’s […]
Quickie: Charlie G. Williams
Whoa! Charlie G. Williams is sexy as fuck! He’s a trained dancer turned model, and will he listen to our urging to give porn a try? He’d be a huge success, am I right? Dancers have muscle and (very little) fat in all the right […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Randoms
There’s no theme for today’s round of iPhone Wars. The four competitors above didn’t fit any of the categories in my handy-dandy desktop folder, yet they were all sexy enough to catch my attention. So what’s a weary blogger to do? Throw them into a […]
Franklin David: Shaggy And Sexy
I know, I know – it’s been documented that I prefer guys with shorter hair. But even I can’t deny that model Franklin David is working that shag. Here he is in a photoshoot by photographer Marcio del Nero. It does help that Franklin is […]
Josey Greenwell’s DNA
If this is the current face of country, get me to Nashville. Josey Greenwell is an up and coming country singer who just happens to be brutally hot. He’s also a smart one, because he’s courting the gays with this DNA magazine shoot. Like Samantha […]