Let’s go shopping! I’m one of those consumers that places like amazon and zappos have wet dreams about. Not only do I regularly order from them, but I also have this nasty habit of just ‘boredom shopping’ when I’m watching tv or on an […]
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IML : Grabbys Weekend Dispatches
Are you ready for some PICTURES. I spent the better part of yesterday at International Mr. Leather in Chicago, before racing home clean up and bounce back out to the Grabby Awards. I can’t even explain how huge and bananas this event was, and […]
5 Dildos For People Who Fantasize About Sex With A Well-Endowed Alien
Normal, human penises are a burden best left behind in the 20th century! Everyone who’s anyone knows the future of anal sex rests in outer space, directly in the hands (or pants) of our extraterrestrial counterparts. Your hole should be prepared before the mother ship […]