Now THAT is how you celebrate winning an Olympic medal. You get buck ass nekkid and take a picture. Damn flag. That’s Britain’s Robbie Grabarz. He won the bronze for high jumping on Tuesday. Look at the exuberance! Look at the joy of victory! Look […]
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Olympic Boner Controversy: Henrik Rummel
Forget about meatheads sporting grilles, stoned judo fighters, and whether or not that Chinese girl is an aqua-cyborg! The REAL Olympic controversy is “did US rower Henrik Rummel have a stiffie on the podium when he got his bronze medal?” See above. Thoughts? Winning an […]
Would You Hit That?: Nick Delpopolo
Don’t bogart the brownies, brah. This is Nick Delpopolo. He’s been kicked off the Olympic Judo team for snacking on pot brownies. You can’t eat marijuana when you’re an Olympian no matter how nom nom those brownies are and no matter how mellow they make […]
Matthew Mitcham Is The Cutest Olympian
It’s true. He just edges out Tom Daley. Tom doesn’t perform songs on a ukele on YouTube. He also isn’t a newly revealed d-bag like Ryan Lochte. Matthew MITCHAM (finally getting the spelling right, you guys do know I’m not the only fool that was […]
The Locker Room: Chris Hoy (And An Opportunity To Help Out A Good Cause)
The reason for this week’s “The Locker Room” post is two-fold. First, you’re going to get visual evidence of how doable guys in spandex can be peddling bicycles via Chris Hoy. Secondly, there’s some cute friends of Manhunt who are bicycling a whole shitload of […]
Would You Hit That (“Duh!” Edition)?: Clemente Russo
A Facebook friend posted about Clemente Russo, saying he had found his Olympic dream husband. I don’t need to marry him. I just need him to be on call for when I need to look at something so beautiful that he inspires an almost religious […]
Leave Tom Daley Alone, Dicks
Tom Daley is the cute lil’ Brit who was supposed to be a shoe-in for a a gold medal this week, but unfortunately didn’t make it. If that isn’t bad enough, he was trying to win it in memory of his dad. Pa Daley passed […]
Danell Leyva: Your First Sexting Olympian Of 2012
Sexting is the best. Those of you who are gay or bi dads of teenagers might feel differently, but what the hell do you know? It’s awesome when hellaciously sexy Olympic gymnasts do. Check out this plethora of pics that Danell Leyva sent to some […]
Those New Apple Commercials Suck, But At Least The New Spokesguy Is Cute
Shit got real in my household during Friday night’s Olympic Opening Ceremonies. Those new Apple ads aired, and my partner became incensed. He’s a complete and total MacHead. He could talk about Apple products until you got the gas can and a match to use […]
US Swim Team Does Lip Dub That Shall Not Be Named, Does Not Win Gold
I know. I KNOW. Doing lip dubs to this song has been declared officially “over.” But it’s Ryan Lochte: Olympic Hotness. Yes, that’s his legal name now. We had it changed for him. He blows us a kiss in this. It gave me twitches down […]