That ass is why speed skating is one of the most underrated sports of all time. Blake Skjellerup is an openly gay pro speed skater. If he makes it to this year’s Sochi Winter Olympics, he will be the first out gay athlete to compete […]
Tag: Olympics
Brazil Would Take The Gold If Twerkin’ Were An Olympic Event
At least in the Mens Division. This goddess would win for the gals. Make sure you have your library card at the ready before you click that link. This is the Brazilian Gay Twerk Team, and here’s some video evidence of their amazing talent and […]
The Locker Room: Troy Dumais
One of the convenient things about writing the “Locker Room” post is that someone always chooses the next guy we blog about in the comments on the previous one. Inevitably, someone’s like “Dewitt, you suck cuz’ [name of athlete who is supposedly so much hotter […]
The Locker Room: David Boudia
Our apologies. We were obviously completely blinded by the twink sex glare coming off of Tom Daley during this summer’s Olympics. Because we totally neglected posting about the aquatic hotness of David Boudia! Someone should have slapped us and let us know that Superman is […]
Matthew Mitcham Is Still Playing His Ukele Without A Shirt On
With the Olympics (and Olympic boners) on our blogging minds this past summer, we read their Wikipedia pages did a lot of research on gay Olympians. I thought it was depressing that adorable and sexy Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham initially had a hellish time trying […]
The Locker Room: Phillipp Boy
Phillipp Boy is a German gymnast who competed in London this summer, and we should be ashamed ourselves for leaving him out of our Olympic Hot Fucker coverage. It doesn’t like like he took the podium for medals this go-round, but who gives two shits? […]
Tom Daley Didn’t Stop Being Hot As Hell Just Because The Olympics Are Over
HEAT magazine shot a new spread with Olympic sex elf Tom Daley, and if you weren’t into armpits…well, you are now. The lickable little bastard strikes all sorts of fun poses on a London rooftop in just dress pants. Actually, nevermind the pits. THE ABS. […]
The Olympics May Be Gone, But Pics Of Tom Daley’s Bare Buttcheeks Are Forever
Awww, puppy! They came and went so quickly! And I’m not talking about the threesome I had last night. The 2012 London Games are officially history. The closing ceremonies were held last night and featured fantastic spectacle (the Spice Girls, shut up and zigga zig […]
The Locker Room (Extra Edition): Robbie Grabarz
Now THAT is how you celebrate winning an Olympic medal. You get buck ass nekkid and take a picture. Damn flag. That’s Britain’s Robbie Grabarz. He won the bronze for high jumping on Tuesday. Look at the exuberance! Look at the joy of victory! Look […]
Olympic Boner Controversy: Henrik Rummel
Forget about meatheads sporting grilles, stoned judo fighters, and whether or not that Chinese girl is an aqua-cyborg! The REAL Olympic controversy is “did US rower Henrik Rummel have a stiffie on the podium when he got his bronze medal?” See above. Thoughts? Winning an […]