Leo Giamani is one of those people who’s been out of the adult industry for years, yet people still jot down his name when they’re making a list of their favorite gay porn stars (as one tends to do). Even though he was never the […]
Tag: muscular
Caption This: Hot Naked Dudes With A Wheelbarrow
Two muscular, impossibly gorgeous men roll around a wheelbarrow full of rocks. They’re both wearing nothing but work boots, with their junk strategically blocked by a tool belt and one of those aforementioned rocks. They look very happy about whatever they’re doing, and for whatever […]
Quickie: Franklin David
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away—also known as this blog in 2011—we wrote about shaggy-haired, Brazilian model Franklin David. We neglected to add him to The Ten or follow his career beyond that, which is a shame, because I think he’s […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Seven Days of Loads (Part One)
From now until this Friday, you’re going to bust a nut every single night. This isn’t a request. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a demand. I don’t care if you do it alone or do it with company. I don’t care if you do it […]
Flashback Friday: That Time Dustin Zito Humped A Bed
Remember a few years ago when everybody suddenly cared about Dustin Zito, a former Fratmen model who appeared on MTV‘s The Real World? I sure as hell don’t! After coming across Dustin’s bed-humping session on Tumblr, I knew there was something very, very, very familiar […]
The Ten: Can Paul Wagner Finish On Top?
Prepare yourself for bad news! The Ten you knew and loved is crumbling before your eyes. Current champion Paul Wagner only has one week left on the countdown. Hairy muscle dude Saul Harris will be retired from the poll, while fellow favorites Alex Minsky, Greg […]
Eli Hunter Just Fucked Himself With A Coke Bottle & I Don’t Even Know What Life Is About Anymore
There’s so much happening in the latest Sketchy Sex scene that I’m not sure I can fit it all into one post. Um, let’s start with the fact that Eli Hunter bottoms for a Coca-Cola bottle. Their passionate tryst only lasts for fifteen seconds before […]
Quickie: Oliwer Mastalerz
Oliwer Mastalerz is a Polish designer with a lightly fuzzy, muscular body that I’d very much like to touch. He’s been recruited as a model for Brazilian brand Sergio K, and while I haven’t had much luck finding any English-language sites confirming this fact, my […]
Drawn To You: Too Big To Fuck?
You’re about to read a tragically short comic strip about a boy who suddenly realizes he has a gigantic cock. Fearing that he’s too damn big to fuck his girlfriend, he steps into his coach’s office to ask for advice, and predictably, the coach takes […]
The Locker Room: Marc Minguell
It’s been a whole month since our last venture into The Locker Room, so when I spotted Spanish water polo player Marc Minguell flashing his pubes (albeit, modestly) for photographer Joan Sèculi, my immediate instinct was to share this glorious visual with all you fine, […]











