Flashback Friday: That Time Dustin Zito Humped A Bed

Remember a few years ago when everybody suddenly cared about Dustin Zito, a former Fratmen model who appeared on MTV‘s The Real World? I sure as hell don’t! After coming across Dustin’s bed-humping session on Tumblr, I knew there was something very, very, very familiar about him.

Despite my sneaking suspicion that he worked for College Dudes, Fraternity X, Corbin Fisher or some other porn site that would hire a dude with man-bangs and a unbelievably fuckable bubble butt, I started drafting up a post about this clip for The Amateur Hour. Then, three things happened as I was about to wrap up my final paragraph…

One of my Manhunt colleagues saw Dustin’s ass from across the office and had your typical, “WHOA, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?” reaction. Another coworker chimed in, “Isn’t that Dustin Zito? I remember that video,” and then the last of those three things happened—I died inside and questioned why anyone would ever allow me to do this job, given my terrible memory and inability to remember anyone’s face.

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The good news is, Dustin’s ass is hot enough to justify a not-quite-retro Flashback Friday entry, and since you guys are quick to forgive partner-beating shitheads like Sebastian Young and Ryan Rose, you probably don’t care that Mr. Zito was once arrested for sexually assaulting a woman! Oh, the way lust blinds us.

Before you hit play, I’d just like to offer up an advance warning that you shouldn’t watch this with the volume up. There’s a point midway where Dustin has a Billy Eichner moment and randomly yells at the camera, “NO, I HAVEN’T BEEN LAID LATELY!” Then he continues to be very naked and very attractive, before wrapping things up by awkwardly by singing an R&B song to the camera.

– Dewitt

Watch Dustin Zito humping around as Fratmen’s Spencer below:



7 thoughts on “Flashback Friday: That Time Dustin Zito Humped A Bed

  1. I’m a big fan of the real world challenge (yes I admitted that) and Dustin is a good competitor on there. One of the gay contestants (douchebag Frank- who’s also hot) gives him a hard time about his porn past. I guess that’s fair but seems homophobic, somehow, at the same time.

  2. I don’t blame Frank for giving him a hard time about his porn past because Dustin lied and continues to lie about the extent of his work. Dustin swore up and down on the show that he did it for the money and never did anything with another man involving sex acts (besides jerking off side by side). Dustin never filmed videos doing anything like that, so I guess he figured he could get away with the lie, only problem is he did in fact do webcam shows where he sucked dick and got fucked in the ass, and there are poor quality versions of those around, albeit they’re not easy to come across, but I did finally see them with my own eyes. I don’t like how Dustin did gay porn and then lied about the extent of it and he seems to go out of his way to act as “straight” and “masculine” as he can. You did it, it’s on video, so just own it.

  3. I definitely get your point. But trying to shame him for it on the show rubs me the wrong way. I don’t get the impression that Frank is trying to shame him for lying. I feel like he’s shaming him for having gay sex. It’s like the ultimate way to shame a straight guy I guess. Plus, Frank is just generally awful (but still hot) so that doesn’t help.

  4. Frank is so hot. I agree he is a little bit of an ass, but I don’t think he is shaming for him having gay sex, Frank is gay, so that wouldn’t make sense. I think Frank is shaming him because he denies how much he actually did and shames it himself by denying it and saying he only did it because of the money. Clearly based on his videos and the fact that he is a reality TV star, he enjoys the attention and looked like he had fun when he was on that site. Frank calls him out on lying about what he did and downplaying his history. If you’re gonna take money from gay men, at least don’t publicly act ashamed of it. You clearly weren’t ashamed when you were getting paid. And when he bottomed on the webcam show he didn’t exactly look miserable during the experience.

  5. Yeah. I guess I can buy that. Although I don’t think it’s too hard to understand that he wouldn’t exactly be proud of appearing on fratpad, or whatever it was called, whether he’s gay, straight, or in between. Maybe it’s time for a who’s hotter post with Dustin and Frank 😉


    Maybe throw CT in too, but that would be too easy: CT!!!

  6. Point is he did it and the videos are out there, stop denying you didn’t do anything with guys. That choice would be easy for me. Out of those 3, frank. CT I just can’t tolerate. I don’t care how nice his eyes and body are, I can’t stomach the guy. I’d probably do frank then Dustin. If you don’t follow frank on Instagram you should lol. Posts a lot of hot pics. I think there are a lot of hot guys on that damn show. No reason to settle on just 3 lol.

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