He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her […]
Tag: muscular
Kellan Lutz Loses His Shirt For Abbot + Main
Twilight muscleman Kellan Lutz is the pecs, abs, and face for clothing line Abbot + Main. Lest you think he’s just a ridiculously cut body, Lutz also co-designed the line. All this, and making it work for the runway, too. See, he’s right – he’s […]
Quickie: Scott Godgluck
While doing “research” for last week‘s Quickie post, I stumbled upon yet another man over forty who gave me a total eye-gasm. His name is Scott Godgluck, and we have both good and bad news regarding his sexuality. First, unlike Seth Mitchell or Ben Pamies, […]
Caption This: Stuff On His Shelf
A muscular lad arches his back in a jockstrap, as three innocent teddy bears look down from a shelf above. Is he trying to seduce them? Or is he trying to seduce you? It’s not quite clear, but you can take your best guess in […]
Fraternity X: It Goes There.
It goes there. Those three simple words served as the tagline for Canadian teen drama Degrassi back in 2005, and they’ve stuck with me after all these years. It’s always my go-to phrase to describe entertainment that reaches toward a certain “I can’t believe that […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Randoms
There’s no theme for today’s round of iPhone Wars. The four competitors above didn’t fit any of the categories in my handy-dandy desktop folder, yet they were all sexy enough to catch my attention. So what’s a weary blogger to do? Throw them into a […]
Quickie: Ben Pamies
Being Ben Pamies can’t be easy. With that absurdly large package, do you think anyone looks him in the eyes when talking to him? Even fellow straight guys (sorry boys, he’s married) must stare at his junk in the locker room. Granted, we assume he […]
Have You Ever: Had Sex In A Pool?
Pool sex. Underwater blowjobs. Being pervy and staring at hot DILFs on the beach. These are the things we think about during summertime. And that’s not even taking into account our sex with a pool boy or lifeguard fantasies, which could easily fit into the […]
Morgan Black & Kyle King Are “Jocks In Jocks”
We’re a little obsessed with Kyle King. You probably could have figured that out by the way we gushed over his scenes with Shay Michaels and Dean Monroe. Or the way we cried silently in a corner when we realized he won’t be appearing on […]
Quickie: Chuck Ryan Strogish
Quite a name, and quite a man. If you weren’t aware that Chuck Ryan Strogish was a badass, you are now, bitch! Strogish is a model in NYC, but he also works as a certified personal fitness trainer. How would you ever have guessed? His […]