MTV‘s Jersey Shore is everyone’s guilty pleasure at the moment. It seems like America can’t get enough of greasy haired guidos and guidettes fist pumping, tanning and getting completely trashed. Everyone from SNL to Jay Leno have spoofed the show and now the porn industry […]
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Secret Sex: The Jersey Shore Boys
As terrible as Jersey Shore may be, I really can't deny it any longer–I'd do every one of the male cast members. Yes, you read that correctly. All of them, including Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Ronald "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino (who […]
Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Wants You To Want Him
For an incredibly ridiculous show, Jersey Shore is doing a pretty good job of keeping themselves in the news. Or at least in the blogosphere. After DJ Pauly
Oh Hey, Some Guy From MTV’s Jersey Shore Wants To Show You His Pierced Wang…
Were you disappointed that Levi Johnston didn't show his peen in his overly-hyped Playgirl shoot? Yeah, we were too. Now a man named Paul Delvecchio wants to swoop in and save us by awful new MTV reality show Jersey Shore, who goes by the nickname of "Pauly […]
Styl’d’s Straight Guy Tickles Our Pootie
I wouldn't normally watch a show like MTV's Styl'd, but there's a new clip floating around that's making me reconsider that notion. It involves a gay guy and a straight guy in a hot tub, and they're totally doing one another in the ass. Just […]
Wait, Jersey Shore Is Actually A Real Show?
MTV is seriously punking us with this promo for Jersey Shore, right? The show will allegedly take us into New Jersey shore-houses full of the "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos". When I first saw the ad, I assumed that it was a spoof of MTV's similarly […]
MTV’s Kenny Bares His Ass for the Ladies
Hottie Kenny from the Real World/Road Rules Challenges flashed his gorgeous ass for the camera after a request from his lady cast mates. Despite one of the ladies claiming that his ass was too hairy, I would definitely stick my face in that ass and […]
Polyamorous Twinks Make It To MTV
If you watched MTV's True Life last night you know it was all about polyamorous relationships. One group of young twinks with shaggy hair had a particularly interesting three-way relationship that was full of drama and jealousy, just like you'd expect from having an odd […]
Madonna And Janet Together At VMA’s?
MTV's Video Music Awards have gotten shittier and shittier the last few years, but some of the rumors I've heard about this year's awards make me definitely want to tune in. The most exciting is that Madonna may be introducing Janet Jackson as the opening […]
Scott Herman Shows Off In Skivvies
My feelings for Real World alum Scott Herman aren't unlike my feelings for Zac Efron. I can recognize that each of them are aesthetically pleasing individuals, and I could fully understand why someone might vibrating cyberskin model of those cheeks! – Dewitt Photo credit: Undergear […]