Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Wants You To Want Him

Mike Situation

For an incredibly ridiculous show, Jersey Shore is doing a pretty good job of keeping themselves in the news. Or at least in the blogosphere. After DJ Pauly talked about his willingness to show us his cock, we have Mike Sorrentino talking about his love for the admiration of gay men.

It's kind of annoying when straight guys automatically assume gay men are all about them, but in this case maybe it's true. I would call him a bit of butterface, but put a bag over that head and I'm more than game!

He said, "I'm proud to have spiky hair and I'm proud to have my six-pack. Whoever doesn't like it, I'm not really too worried about it because everybody should love themselves. If you don't love yourself, who will? I'll be honest, I like the attention [from gay men]. I'm flattered if there are guys with different preferences that have crushes on me".

So what do you guys think, is he even worthy of our attention?

– Andy

21 thoughts on “Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Wants You To Want Him

  1. Really, Andy? I think his face is one of his better features. He’s got a pretty hot body for a totally smooth guy, too. Odds are I’d probably hate him as soon as he opened his mouth, but in the looks department, he’s not bad.

  2. Personally, no matter how hot or buff a guy may be, arrogance is an immediate turn off for me. If he loves himself so much, than he can just “do” himself in front of his beloved mirror.

  3. I dunno why cockiness is a turn on for me, unlike most guys. (So many guys on here just say hi or “wink” and then nothing. Or just compliment you or say “how are you”, then after you reply…nothing. WTF is that?! THAT is the real turn off!)
    I say bring him on!!! And…”butterface”?! Show us your face, Andy! It’s a classic masculine face and he’s got beautiful lips!

  4. All the guys defending his face need to see it in action or at least in a more candid shot. This is obviously his “good” angle. Go to rich’s typepad blog; four four, for more pictures, his face makes him look easily twice his age. My guess is that the ‘roids and party drugs and drinking caught up with him quickly.

  5. Why do a lot of gay guys think that a straight man that doesn’t mind being around gays or flattered by gays “secretly wants the cock”? The converse is that all gay guys that have straight friends “secretly want to be straight”. Grow up for crying out loud. And yes, he’s hot enough for me to do. But since he’s straight but doesn’t mind being flattered by gays, DOES NOT mean that he wants to have sex with me or any other guy. And he very probably won’t do the deed with me or any other guy.

  6. Actually, I just saw a few minutes of Jersey Shore. I guess his face is a little asymmetric, but I wouldn’t call him ugly by any means.
    Now I’m just waiting for a blog entry on the super-muscled guy who appears to be allergic to shirts.
    @hh9999: Wishful thinking, I think.

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