Best birthday gift ever. It’s MEN.com’s 5th birthday and they are celebrating in the right way – with some cocksucking! Remember that GIF I showed your asses that foreshadowed a Johnny Rapid/Paddy O’Brian scene? Yeah, well, I was right and it’s a thing, and it’s […]
Has it been five years already? It looks like MEN.com is celebrating their 5th birthday by giving US a gift. They put together this clip of some of their hottest moments and, at the very end, you’ll notice what appears to be a tiny sliver […]
Meet Charlie. Am I insane or is there a resemblance between Men’s hot new find Charlie Pattinson and the eternally youthful Johnny Rapid? Right? This could become a Showgirls situation. Charlie better watch his hot ass on the staircases at Men! via GIPHY Maybe I’m […]
Not that he’s not convincing. It just seems like should give somebody else the chance. Or maybe we do one of these where Connor is the straight guy but also the aggressor and spends his energy convincing his other straight friend that it’s not […]
This is not going to be a fun time. I’ve really tried during my time here to not say shitty things about scenes or performers. I think that’s the easy route, and frankly, why would you want to watch the full version of anything […]
Even the trailer for this one is a slow burn. Full disclosure: I woke up really early today, watched this Gods of Men scene, and then fell back asleep a few times before I wrote stuff about it. And I was kinda foggy when […]
Seriously. It’s the JUNGLE. Everything is filthy. This one is a lot of story before they get to the parts where Luke Adams and Colton Grey do stuff with their dicks. So buck up and ride the wave: Stranded ashore a lush tropical island, […]
I’ll be talking to my therapist about this one. So this came out before the long weekend we just had and even though I posted about it here last week, I then proceeded to forget about it entirely. And now that I’ve watched it, […]
This may have swayed me. Yesterday I was groaning about how we don’t probably need an XXX porn parody of Tarzan, but then they sent over these images and now I maaayyyyy have changed my mind a little and yes we do need one […]
I may have wished too hard here. This might be my fault. Men.com this week is releasing promo photos for Tarzan, the XXX Parody, and I’m growing concerned that this might be some Twilight Zone repercussion of my wishing for more of XXX-Men-type things […]
