On the morning of August 19, Mother Monster blessed us by releasing the visuals for her legendary new single “Applause“. My friend Dewitt was too busy writing about some irrelevant hack named Neko Case to take notice, so I took it into my paws to […]
Tag: Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga’s “Applause” Is The Greatest Gay Anthem of All Time!
“Dont focus on ANY blogger criticism. I have been a producer/songwriter/musician for over 10 years. Trust the artist bloggers are not critics… The fans + music scholars are the best critics because they know the artist intimately. #STOPHarassingTheArtist we are here to entertain you… #FreeTheArtist […]
Janelle Monae is More Interesting than Miss Beyonce.
Here’s Janelle Monae‘s new single “Dance Apocalyptic.” As you can see, it’s more of her high concept campy pop weirdness and, yet again, it’s far more palatable than any of the other professionally weird pop divas making things at the moment. The first time I […]
Mika & Ariana Grande: “Popular Song”
Remember back when Mika was still closeted in that Kevin Spacey way where he insisted on taking the high road by not responding to questions about his sexuality except in nebulous, deflective answers? It was way back in 2006 before people like Lady Gaga and […]
Lady Gaga Needs To Come Get Her Fans
[Ed. note – This is not a pic of the “Little Monsters” responsible. I just liked her facial hair.] Lady Gaga had to cut her tour short due to needing a new hip (fame ages you) so her “Little Monsters” had some time on their […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Move Over (For A Week), J. Harvey! Charley Flynn’s Taking Over.
Booker Award winning author Hilary Mantel risked her own beheading (probably) when she publicly tore The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton apart in print. “Kate Middleton,” Ms. Mantel wrote, “appeared to have been designed by committee and built by craftsmen, with a perfect plastic smile […]
ARTPOP: Lady Gaga’s On To The Next Album
Capitalize it or DIE. Lady Gaga’s Tweeting about her next record. For some people, this will be a tantalizing tease to a major event. For others – “oh no, not already.” Gaga says the album will be called ARTPOP (note the tattoo), and that it […]
Madonna Nipple/Gaga Concussion
So basically every pop queen is a complete mess. Perhaps realizing that MDNA didn’t fly off of iTunes, Madonna decided to get some free publicity by showing off her bare tit during her concert in Istanbul. *crickets* Eh. Defiantly “sexy” grandmothers make everyone uncomfortable. Lady […]
Madonna’s Kinda Funny (Or Just Bitchy)
Catty pop divas make all of us happy, and the world a better place. Someone recorded Madonna rehearsing for her show in Tel Aviv, Israel. Remember when Lady Gaga dropped “Born This Way” and everyone realized she had sorta kinda ganked Madge’s “Express Yourself”? Madonna […]
Lady Gaga Taking Cinderella’s Castle On Tour
I totally want to be in the pit, because then I can put the dick rumors to rest. Lady Gaga (perhaps a little nervous about Madonna being on the come-up lately) released details about her upcoming tour on Twitter. She also Tweeted the above drawing, […]