The “Just-In Beaver” blow-up doll is a thing. *depressed stare* Why? Oh, and here’s the description: Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating […]
Tag: Justin Bieber
Gay Ass Gossip: Jamie Bell Got Married
ITEM – Sexy Brit actor Jamie Bell married actress Evan Rachel Wood on Tuesday. Yes, you’re probably sad but it doesn’t matter, anyways. He’s spent a couple of interviews making sure that fans know Billy Elliot was just a character that liked to dance. And […]
Ben DeLaCreme Spoofs Bieber (And Horror Flicks) With Her Take On “Boyfriend”
It’s about time someone realized that benefits of a real-life Human Centipede. Seattle’s Ben DeLaCreme has given birth out of her fake vagina to this spoof of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” and it’s just in time for Halloween. In the clip, she stalks a cute hipster […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Joe Manganiello In “Men’s Health UK” (*Drool*)
ITEM – There is only one item today. THESE FUCKING PICS OF JOE “ALCIDE ON TRUE BLOOD AND BIG DICK RICHIE IN MAGIC MIKE” MANGANIELLO! How come these ran in the UK version of the mag? What do the damn Brits have that we don’t? […]
What’s Wrong With People?: Bustin Beeber
Whenever Dewitt writes a “Twink Tank” post, there’s always some dick in the comments wailing about how we’re encouraging pedophilia blah blah blah bored-whinypants-has-his-own-issues. THIS is the shit they should be directing their menses-informed complaints towards. Justin Bieber just turned 18, which renders him legal. […]
Must Watch: Kathy Griffin Has Bieber Fever
This week, Jim Carrey posted a video of himself professing his undying love to actress Emma Stone. Everyone assumed it was a joke(?) despite it not being that funny, and Emma enrolling in a self-defense class. Enter Kathy Griffin. And I’m not saying this just […]
Who Would You Rather?: Matt & Ben’s New Looks
Celebrities stop consulting stylists as they get older! And it’s not always a good thing! Joke – Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are sporting these new looks for movies on which they’re working. Matt buzzed it all off for District 9 director Neil Blomkamp’s next […]
Must Watch: Hump Day Edition
What do Lady Gaga, grandmas and porn star Colby Keller have in common? They’re all featured in this very special, hump day edition of Must Watch! We were overwhelmed by the amount of fantastic (and fantastically ridiculous) videos floating around this week, so we figured we’d […]
On The Download: Sugababes, Zooey & More!
Listen up! Or you can listen down. Hell, you can even listen while going down on someone, but the point is that you should take a listen to these free mp3 downloads that we've rounded up for you. From Kelly Clarkson covers to sultry pop […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
We need your help! Due to the holidays, it's been a slow week for new music. There have been a few leaks here and there, but nothing's billed as an official single (or they all kind of suck). If you have any last minute suggestions […]