Who Would You Rather?: Matt & Ben’s New Looks

Celebrities stop consulting stylists as they get older! And it’s not always a good thing! Joke – Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are sporting these new looks for movies on which they’re working. Matt buzzed it all off for District 9 director Neil Blomkamp’s next project, Elysium. Ben reportedly got the Bieber for his next directorial effort, Argo. Ben looks psyched about what Mariah Carey might call a “tween pop idol midlife crisis moment” look that he’s sporting. Misery LOVES a hairpiece. Which one would you blow/rim/fuck or just make out with if you had to choose?

– J. Harvey

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13 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Matt & Ben’s New Looks

  1. I’d have to say neither.  I can understanding changing looks for a movie but both looks are soooo not hot.  I can’t decided which look is worse.

  2. I’ll take Ben anyday, but the hair is AWFUL. His prior film My Town, had me climbing the walls, I woofed the whole way through the movie, He never looked better.

  3. Ummm…….. You must not have read the article before the pics… It’s for a movie……. Tells all about it before the jump…. 🙂

    Had to go with Ben but ultimately, I like Christopher’s idea! lol

  4. Matt has a nice shaped head, which is the single most important feature for going bald.

    Here’s the problem though.  His hair is fine and light colored, so that when he shaves rather than leaving a dark scalp, his scalp actually looks like he’s prematurely graying.  To make shaving look really good, you also need to have dark, thick hair.  He should not keep this look.

  5. I hate when people ask why an actor is sporting a particular look after being told that it is for a movie role.
    It should be obvious, because they’re getting paid to look that way…it’s like, their job.

    That having been said, I’d Sarah Silverman the hell out of Matt Damon.

  6. I’m glad I went with Ben after the stupid-ass comment Matt made today saying parents should have no involvement in what their children are taught in school.  Why can’t pretty boys just keep their mouths shut and let us admire them for their beauty???????

  7. Sorry, Matt isn’t a pretty boy. He’s an average guy in my book, but I do understand where you are coming from in regards to him keeping his mouth shut.

  8. it’s kinda weird.

    a decade ago, i liked ben’s look more than matt’s.

    a decade later, i found myself liking matt’s look more than i used to; currently, i like matt’s look more than ben’s.

    and that is all i’ll say about that, at this time.

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