Because they mostly only use first names over there, and I guess there’s been a lotta “Trey”s. This guy is ADORABLE. Active Duty is consistently killing it and I’m a little in love with Trey. The enthusiasm he has when he says what his hobby […]
Still just as confusing as ever. When I was in undergrad, in preparation for a semester abroad, I convinced myself that I would learn “enough French to get by” from watching every French movie that Netflix had to send me (they were still doing […]
Dozens of us rejoice! Dozens! If you don’t know about Dr. Cum Control, that’s probably on me. Sorry. He’s an XTube thing that Jake Jaxson turned me on to last year and he’s now one of my top favorite things. He lives in San […]
This one’s a doozy. I’ve never been one for the “straight guy’ solo bits. There’s something campy and hilarious about the “I’ve never done this before bro,” scene partner patter that allows me to feel ok with being into it. It’s obviously BS every […]
Because, obviously. For all the times I talk about liking the high budget, glossy, well lit, properly photoshopped scenes, there’s something undeniable about the stuff I get sent that features dudes I’ve never heard of, who don’t regularly perform on camera, but who still […]
And also he’s scored his jack off clip with romantic music and it’s hilarious. This doesn’t need a ton of intro from me. The guys has a massive dick and has decided to jack it for you to the dulcet strains of Spanish Eyes […]
Ranked from least to most extreme. I spend an inordinate amount of time on tumblr watching exhibitionist jack off stuff that I never really know how to talk about here. I’ve mentioned it once or twice before, but today I was all “let’s make […]
And then he does! I still do not understand the sexual appeal of TickledHard.com, but I will fully admit to liking these updates for their sheer hilarity and OMG-factor. Last week’s tickle-ee was the highlight of my MHD career so far. This 21 year […]
And 20. And married. But I don’t really care about any of that, because my misgivings were erased by his smiling and giggling while he explains that his wife would “be cool with all this.” Once he “explained it to her.” Normally I don’t […]
This is weird, haunting, and weird. I keep trying to come up with something I can say about this scene from Maskurbate released the first part of this month, and ending up with nothing. Here’s what the site said about this release: Unmasked […]
