Usually, iPhone Wars are that time of the week when we take a break from impossibly gorgeous models and porn stars to deliver you a dose of real, amateur men. But that’s not the case for today’s round! If you want to see real dudes […]
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iPhone Wars: Battle of The Armpit Posers (Part IV)
We told you once. We told you twice. For no reason in particular (aside from maybe Eduardo Ruiz‘s awesome armpits), we’ve designated the next couple of days as International Armpit Appreciation Week! Show some love for your favorite man’s pits by stroking them, licking them, […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Pierced Nips
This round of iPhone Wars is particularly complicated, because even I don’t know who to vote for. You’d think I’d immediately gravitate toward Contestant B or C, given my general inclination to whore myself out for bearded dudes. However, I just can’t get past Contestant […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Blondes
So apparently I secretly hate people with blond hair? This came to my attention when I couldn’t tell the difference between Gavin Waters and Phillip Aubrey at the 2012 Cybersocket Awards (which I need to stop talking about, like, yesterday). It should be noted that […]
Fry Wars: Invasion of The Guys With Fries
Screw iPhone Wars! The following six men have all made an appearance on Guys With Fries, a site which transforms your standard guy with an iPhone into a straight-up fast food junky. Why would anyone ever do this? Because it’s fucking hilarious and it rhymes. […]
iPhone Wars: Six-Way Battle of The Booty
It may be difficult to think about any other asses after this morning’s post about Nick Sterling, but we encourage you to try your best by digging deep down into your horny, man-lovin’ soul. Yup, It’s time for another Battle of The Booty! To commemorate […]
iPhone Wars: Sharp-Dressed Men
Bah! No one turns to Guys With iPhones to see cute guys wearing CLOTHES! Personally, i find a guy in a GQ smooth get-up WAY sexier than a dude flashing his butthole at me. Smart shirt/tie/vest combo > your dusky rosebud. Here’s a collection of […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boners (Part II)
Everyone loves a good, hard cock! Today’s round of iPhone Wars centers around four men with raging erections. Yes, we just said “erection”. Don’t look at us like that! Using the word “erection” is overly clinical and therefore hilarious. Would you prefer we called it […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Jockstraps (Part II)
Has it seriously been over a year since our last Battle of The Jockstraps? That leave a bad taste in our mouths! Since we’d much rather have the musky flavor of a sweaty package on our lips, we rounded up four jockstrap-clad men for today’s […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Winter Hats
You know how I feel about winter. Every year, it creeps up on me out of nowhere! One minute I’m frolicking about in the sunshine, and the next I’m getting violently finger-banged by Frosty the Snowman. This isn’t acceptable. Especially when I still haven’t found […]