Everyone loves a good, hard cock! Today’s round of iPhone Wars centers around four men with raging erections. Yes, we just said “erection”. Don’t look at us like that! Using the word “erection” is overly clinical and therefore hilarious. Would you prefer we called it a boner? Stiffy? Woody? Hard-on? Chubby? Perhaps we should bring back Gay Terms We Hate and discuss this topic…
Until then, let’s stare at these dicks (and the guys attached to them) to determine which is the hottest. This is a really tough decision! We were going to say it’s a really “hard” decision, but we thought we’d avoid all those lame puns. Oh well. We guess you know where our brains were now.
– Dewitt
Photos via: Guys With iPhones
Click through to see the full pics and cast your vote:
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
Wow, you’re right, it is a HARD decision. “A” is maybe the sexiest looking guy with the biggest cock, but all three of the others definitely have it goin’ on too, in one way or another. But hell, once a size queen, always a size queen. Gotta go with “A” anyway. “B” sure has a great-looking cock too though.
I think I’d pick A even if his cock wasn’t ginormous. Hairy legs, hairy chest, hairy face, hair on his head…if his ass is that hairy too, I may have to marry him. HOT!
I’d gladly share a a threesome with C and D!
Contestant A, please fuck me.
I’m with you beyo!
Both A and B seem to have longer cocks, while C and D have thicker. I picked D because although I do like long cocks, I LOVE a man that is a little older and knows HOW to fuck my tight ass. D’s body is fantastic too.
Tough call between A and B. Went with A cause I liked the overall look.
A has the best pic (great use of mirror & angles); D is cute & has that cocky eyebrow-raise (which actually works for him!)
C is quite handsome, but sadly will be looked over by the vapid “no one over 30!” mancunt majority.
They’re all really hot, but D makes me want to jump into the picture and get down on my knees…
C all the way, what a gorgeous man….. he is the only man there, the other ones r boys….
Bring me my sugar daddy C!
Damn, contestant A’s boner/hard-on/chubby/erection/whatever-you-wanna-call-it looks delicious, and he is hot to boot! Damn!
i voted for contestant “C.”
why not?
There was no variety… it was mostly a twink-fest. Yep, everyone has their likes and dislikes, but most of these were the same guy over again. I picked C because he was the most different. Nice looking guy (Daddy) and nice looking dick.
cut cocks,, yuk , nothing worse than a cut cock ,,, sooo ugly
Contestant C says: “I don’t always take pictures of my hard cock, but when I do, I make sure to post them to GWiP.” …or am I the only one who is getting a Most Interesting Man in the World vibe from him?
Voted for C. That is one hot daddy. A was my runner up and gets bonus points for creativity.
A all the way! That cock head looks like it’s gasping for air!
I gotta go with you. The head-to-toe fur is a sure indicator that he’s a HOT f—!
Let’s face it – D’s body is better than magazine quality. He looks a little twerpy, but we could f— that out of him!