Screw iPhone Wars! The following six men have all made an appearance on Guys With Fries, a site which transforms your standard guy with an iPhone into a straight-up fast food junky. Why would anyone ever do this? Because it’s fucking hilarious and it rhymes. Do they need any other reason?
Click through to take a look at the six lucky contenders and cast your vote.
– Dewitt
CONTESTANT A:
CONTESTANT B:
CONTESTANT C:
CONTESTANT D:
CONTESTANT E:
CONTESTANT F:
Whats next… “Dudes with Donuts”??
Well at least with that concept, I can think of a creative way to hold the product!!
No, Kunts with Koolaid. It’s all about the beav, bro.
Contestant B is hot as hell and the hair on his chest gets me going in more places than one! 😉
you all realize that the fries are just photoshopped in in place of their camera/phone, right? but i will take contestant C just the same… 😉
Not to be the cunty guy that makes fun of everyone, but what’s up with guy C? Twinky wigger douche bag? Srsly?
Gotta love a handsome dude with a trendy red and black jockstrap, especially when it’s in his mouth. Cool, he’s currently in the lead.
they have a variety of guys but not a variety of fries
disappointing
A super furry torso AND a jockstrap in his teeth? I’m not just voting for B, I am proposing marriage.
I choose contestant F for the guy. And I choose Wendy’s for the fries! They have the best ones.
Whoa, are you telling me they are not taking their pics with a package of fries???
I wanna vote for the first two guys before the jump.
Contestan B IS “All that and a bag of fries!!” Man, that’s one HOT guy! Good looking and great hairy torso. I just wish they would have extended the pic lower so we could see what he’s packin’. Luv the jock strap in his mouth too. Shows he’s goodlooking, built, hairy, and has a sense of humor.
I actually know who contestant E is… thats awkward.
“C” He has gay cocksucking lips
Who are the two guys in initial photo? I’ve seen the guy on the left before.
Love the first picture wish my hand was on it. I bet he got a big nice one in those jocks for me to get on my knees and suck it and more. my e mail is kevinedward@tadaust.org.au hear from you soon guys. me 42 from tasmania
picture b hes one hot guy love to get down and work on him any day hes hot.love hairy chested guys.Hear from you soon guys. me in Tasmania my e-mail is kevinedward@tadast.org.au me 42 medium built
F. No contest.
Mancunt is grasping at straws–er, fries!
I like the initial photo the best, but will take B any day!
While they’re all cute in their own way, the only thought I had was “Those bitches get to eat large fries and have stomachs like that? If I did, my ass would be dragging on the floor and my belly would serve as a table.
So someone made a site in which they photoshop out the phone and put in a box of Micky D’s fries? That’s the concept? I’m a big fan of fries and a bigger fan of guys but…seriously?
Fuzzy dudes ftw.
hahah lol i hope so theres a concept like that
“Dudes with Donuts”
I’ll take Mr. Sexy Smile with the jock strap in his mouth, but those cardboard McDonalds fries have to go. I’d rather have Arby’s, Wendy’s or Burger King.
The need to use a pic of what the fries actually look like. Generally limp and soggy looking and definitely not hot.