My name is J.Harvey, and my husband has a hairy back. Because I am a total coward and hate confrontation, there have been times when I’m among Mean Girls (whether it be fellow homos or lady friends or even my straight crew), and the talk […]
Tag: Hot or Not?
Hot Or Not: Sk8er Bois
I spelled “skater boy” in that fashion in tribute to Avril Lavigne. Do you think those skater types are fucksy? (fucksy©) They’re usually younger, their pants are sagging, they land those moves that terrify pedestrians, and you know they have sweaty balls. That would make […]
Hot or Not: Bushy, Untrimmed Pubes
Full disclosure? I have trouble hooking up with guys who completely shave their pubes. When I’m giving a blowjob, I love swallowing a guy’s shaft all the way down to the base, burying my nose in his bush and taking a moment to inhale the […]
Hot or Not: Being Called “Daddy”
Is it weird that, as a gay man in his late-twenties, I actively want someone to call me “daddy”? This might not come as a surprise to anyone who read last year’s “Hot or Not: Going Gray” post, but I’m not overly concerned with looking, […]
Hot Or Not: Morphsuits
If you’ve been to a sporting event (or a fetish night) in the past couple of years, you probably noticed some dudes wearing brightly -olored, skintight, and identity-erasing spandex bodysuits. They’re called morphsuits. And they’re kind of a fad right now amongst sports fans, crazy […]
Hot Or Not: Disembodied Voices, Imprisonment & Giant Dildos
Don’t you hate when that happens? You’re at the gym getting changed, and all of a sudden the door slams shut. And locks! By itself? No, this gym has criminal mastermind Ashley Ryder in a control room in the basement who loves to trap dumb […]
Hot or Not: Attractive Guys In Headbands
Italian model Zack Moreno is not a bad-looking guy. He’s got a muscular build with a sculpted six pack and bulging biceps. He comes equipped with a thick, uncut cock and a nice pair of lips that are practically inviting the entire world to stick […]
Hot Or Not: Getting Flogged
A flogger is that many-tendriled whipping device used to punish/titillate your partner. I was flogged once. It was during an orgy on a gay cruise, and there were a bunch of us in a stateroom fooling around. And from behind me I heard “Hey! I […]
Hot Or Not: Shady Guys
He’s fucking hot. He’s got a smirky smile, a tight ass, and a big, throbbing cock. And the guy can make you cum so hard that you forget things like your name and how to drive. But people call him by a name different than […]
Hot Or Not: Pool Sex
Location is everything. Sometimes the bedroom gets boring. It’s summertime. Take it outside! If you have the opportunity to fuck in a pool, we’re talking about one of those really nice in ground jobs with the luxurious setting…GO FOR IT. There’s something very porn star […]