He’s fucking hot. He’s got a smirky smile, a tight ass, and a big, throbbing cock. And the guy can make you cum so hard that you forget things like your name and how to drive.
But people call him by a name different than the one he gave you. You’re not quite sure what he does for a living. And he tends to slump down in the passenger seat when you pass a traffic cop. Bitch is shady!
“Ryan” from Southern Strokes catches your eyes with his wrestler body and beatable meat. But in the description of the scene we received, the Southern Strokes dudes note that he lied to them about being a newbie. Apparently, he has other material out there under the name “Rocco”. Shady, and kinda dumb what with the magic of video and all.
Do we care? FUCK NO. Do we care if a guy is shady if he’s an excellent lay? FUCK NO. Just don’t co-sign a loan for him, lend him any money, or leave him alone with your phone or laptop, right? Keep it to fucking (you might want to insist on protection) and you’ll be all set.
Dewitt summed it up nicely when I mentioned “shady guys” and “Ryan” as this week’s Hot or Not topic:
“It could have been like, ‘He has gonnorhea! And he murdered a puppy!’And I would have just been like, ‘OKAY!’Because he looks like that.”
Exactly.
Check out pics and vid of Ryan’s strokin’ off Southern-style below.
– J. Harvey
Photo credit: Southern Strokes
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With that awesome cock of his, he can be all “50 Shadys of Grey”.
He was on Chaosmen under the name Rocco back in 2007.
http://www.chaosmen.com/bio4ms_gallery.php?model_id=570&prev_page=search_chaos.php&model_search=rocco
Depends on how shady he is. Like if I find out he was busted for dog fighting, then no. I’m not going to let him be around my animals after that. Or if he was a child molester or child beater or murderer. Then no. Those things I wouldn’t look pass. Because those are personality traits that don’t usually go away with time or someone doesn’t change from & I just don’t want someone like that in my life. Now if he stole money, maybe busted for drug selling or trafficking, maybe I could look past that. Just wouldn’t leave my wallet out in the open. Those traits I know people who have changed from & I would give him the benefit of the doubt that he was trying to move on.
As long as the dick is clean and he won’t stab me in my sleep, everything else is up for negotiation and consideration. Glass houses and all that…
:-).
as long as we can play at somewhere either neutral, or at whence i may mitigate my incidental losses from meeting with such an individual, i guess it’s fine. . . . .
. . . . .then again, i’m not that hard-up for dick and ass.
or, maybe i should instead proffer, i believe that i put value on not letting another person think he can get away with anything, just because he happens to be “pretty.”
or because he has a big dick.
i don’t like the thought of allowing someone that much control over me, for something so trivial, that also happens to be a product of mere genetic chance.
Totally hot.
I like a shady edge on a man.
Thanks!
As long as one of us is leaving after the business is done I am not gonna worry about it!
Never fallen asleep after sex with anyone I did not trust or have a connection with and I will even avoid a shower after the fact to make sure I know my stuff stays where I left it before one of us is gone.
It maybe hot or he maybe hot it maybe fun he maybe fun but I would never drop my guard with a shady one night stand.
Definitely NOT hot. No one should like a liar… and if they do, then they may want to be checked for STDs and HIV. Shady is not cool in any form. Boner-killer both in the penis and in the brain!