They’re called Hentai Corporation. The song is called “Equilibristic Brides” and it’s terrible. You’re not gonna care, cuz’ this vid is full of DICKS. This is ART. Why haven’t any other bands tried this? I might listen to more of our current pop tunes if […]
Tag: full-frontal nudity
“Shakespeare Did NOT Have Cumshots!”
The Eating Out series is like the gay equivalent of American Pie—crude, mindless and utterly immature. Luckily, they’re able to get away with being terrible, because all four of the films are basically softcore gay porn. For real, guys! You don’t watch these for the […]
Thomas Jane’s Dick? Yes Please.
“I’m a textbook average guy. Im 5′10″, I wear a model suit size — 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant — and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the-middle-exactly-average dick.” This is a direct quote from Thomas Jane, the […]
Here Are Some N00dz of Anthony Straka…
Look familiar? This is what happened when we did a Google image search on “Anthony Straka“. Between 2008 to 2009, the man by this name posed nude for shoots with Playgirl, Mandate and Men magazine, on top of a solo video for Ron Lloyd‘s LegendMen. […]
Celebrity Skin: Sean Lamont
Okay, so a Scottish rugby player may not fit your personal definition of “famous”, but the past few weeks of our Celebrity Skin series have included big names like Chris Pine and Jake Gyllenhaal. Sue us if we can’t always get naked pictures of a […]
Quickie: Nate McGarrity
Nate McGarrity wants to show you his penis! Well, we’re not entirely sure he wants you to see it, but there are enough pictures on the internet to make us think so. Although this New York-based model seems to be entirely straight (due to his […]
Quickie: Courtney Grant
Who’s this gorgeous man with sweat dripping down his muscular torso? Oh, it’s just Courtney Grant! We posted about him back in September, but we couldn’t resist going back for a second round. Thanks to photographer David Vance, we’ve got two new pictures to add […]
Want To See Fritz Helder Totally Naked?
We’re perfectly willing to acknowledge that most of you have never heard of Fritz Helder, but we doubt that’ll stop you from wanting to see him completely naked. Like, this isn’t some kind of bullshit Levi Johnston version of “naked”. We’re talking full-frontal peen action, […]
Ronnie Kroell Got Naked (And I’m Still Totally Limp)
Some irrelevant dude from Bravo‘s Make Me A Supermodel posed naked for some irrelevant magazine. The resulting shots are so fucking photoshopped that it looks like his dick isn’t even attached to him. Or maybe that’s just what his junk looks like. At the moment, it’s […]
Hot Flash: Ian F. Burgess
When a photographer "warns" that their portfolio contains a whole lot of full-frontal male nudity, it doesn't take much convincing to get us in their corner. Ian F. Burgess seeks to reclaim the male nude as a classic art form, and this process involves showing […]