I know what you’re all thinking! Who is this Gay Duncan character? Is he half as bad as those illiterate flops named Gay Evan and Gay Skylar? And the answer is just plain “no”! Those two used to be my best friends until they decided […]
We know trying new things can be kind of scary. Judging from the current numbers on our Weekly Top Ten poll, you have a tendency to favor established pop entities over up-and-coming stars. We don’t blame you or anything. After all, a bit of familiarity […]
Holy crap, holy crap! Bust out your naked bodysuits and sequin-covered dildos, because Cher is back in the motherfucking house. Did you hear that sound? It was this sixty-four year-old diva simultaneously snatching the wigs from the heads of Britney Spears, Madonna and Lady Gaga. […]
Who do the Black Eyed Peas think they fucking are–Michael Jackson? I wouldn't even care if the double video for "Imma Be" and "Rock That Body" was the next "Thriller" on a cinematical level. It's still not enough for me to sit through ten minutes […]
I can't say I wasn't surprised when Florence + The Machine's song "You've Got The Love" won the Weekly Top Ten charts. And you know what was even more surprising? The epic tune managed to spend several consecutive weeks on the charts, making it one […]
Yes, that's Adam Lambert holding a hot chick's ass and licking her finger, but most of you don't care about that. We've already established that the majority of you have no desire to sleep with Adam, so let's just talk about his music. In particular, […]
