We were pretty excited when we heard that Twilight hottie Kellan Lutz had gorgeous ass in the past, and now we can get an idea of what he's packing in the front. Speaking of fronts, does anyone else think Kellan's crotch looks stuffed or photoshopped? It's […]
Tag: Celebrity
Pauly D Is Basically Getting Naked
Oh, Charles Winters! Don't try to be coy with us. We know you've got connections to someone at Playgirl, and we know that this expressed interest in showing his wang for the magazine gay website, and it's not much of a surprise to anyone that they […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Duhamel
Critics have been slamming Josh Duhamel's latest flick with Kristen Bell, with such ringing endorsements as "far worse than anyone could have anticipated". Did you expect much more from a movie with such a lame premise? Let's talk about something that's actually interesting. For example, would […]
Secret Sex: John Travolta
Upon seeing the TV spot for From Paris With Love, I thought to myself, "Who the hell is that hot bald dude with the goatee? I would sit on his face in a second!" I was getting more worked up as the ad went along… […]
We Can Kick It
Mark Dacascos should really spend more time being shirtless on Iron Chef America. He was recently spotted in Santa Monica taking a private lesson in Capoeira from Mestre Amen Santo, and the pictures have made me realize how much I want to have sex with him. […]
Separated At Birth: Tom Cruise & Gay Pimp
I've been waiting for the perfect occasion to share this "Separated at Birth" comparison, and it's gotten to a point where I can't hold it any longer. Has anyone noticed that Tom Cruise is basically the Gay Pimp? I had to do a double take when […]
The Dragulator May Be My Favorite Thing Ever
RuPaul's Dragulator is the new Elf Yourself. If you've ever wondered what you'd look like in drag, here's your chance to find out. The best part? You don't have to worry about messy makeup, embarrassing blackmail pictures or your preconceived notions of masculinity. What? Don't […]
Check Out Jesus Luz’s Penis!
An outtake from Madonna and Jesus Luz's this beautiful? ::sigh:: She's one lucky cougar… – Dewitt Photo credit: Steven Klein To see Jesus Luz's penis, follow the JUMP:
Secret Sex: Zach Galifianakis
Though I'll never remember how to spell Zach Galifianakis' last name, I can now officially state that I've admitted to wanting to suck his dick. Yes, I am talking about the guy from The Hangover. No, not Ed Helms or Bradley Cooper… the one with […]
Your Guide To Celebrity Gaydar
We know a lot of you aren't fans of pushing celebrities out of the closet, but if you haven't read Gawker's "How To Know When Gay Rumors Are True" post, you need to hop on it immediately. Their qualifications may not always be accurate (the […]

